humor Put Aviation Jokes on Your Own Site or Blog! Add to Favorites Make Your Home Page
 
 
Main Navigation:
Best Funny Jokes
Top Rated Jokes
Jokes by Email!
Submit a Joke
Humor links
Link to us
 
AddThis Social Bookmark Button
AddThis Feed Button
Add to Google
 
Categories:
Aardvark
Accountant
Answer me this
Ant
Apple
Attorney
Aviation
Baby
Banana
Bar beer booze and fun
Barbie doll
Bath
Beauty
Bed
Bicycle
Biologist
Bird
Birthday
Blind
Blonde
Book title
Brother and sister
Burger
Bus
Business
Cannibal
Car and train
Cat
Children
Christmas
Clinton
College
Computer
Cow
Cowboy
Criminal
Dance
Dead and dying
Dentist
Dinosaur
Dirty
Divorce
Doctor and nurse
Dog
E mail
Easter
Elephant
Ethnic
Face
Farmer
Firefighter
Fishing
Food
Frog
Ghost
Gorilla
Hair and bald
Halloween
Heaven and hell
History
Horse
Humor
Hunting
Idiot and fool
Insect
Internet
Journalist
Judge
King Kong
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Letter
Lotto
Marriage
Men
Military
Money
Monster
Mouse
Movie and TV
Music
Old age
Parent
Phone
Pig
Police
Political
Rabbit
Religious
Restaurant
Salesmen
School
Snake
Snowman
Space
Spelling
Sport
Teeth
Time
Travel and tourist
Vampire
Various animal
Waiter
Weather
Witch
Women
Yo momma
Zodiac
Zoo
 
 
Google
     

 

Aviation Jokes!

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.
     
 
Add to Google 
 
More Aviation Jokes
 
Ger random Aviation Jokes on your site!
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
    | Total Jokes: 29619 | Last Update: 2008-10-10 | Privacy Policy