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273) Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.... Read On »
274) If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.... Read On »
275) Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.... Read On »
276) Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.... Read On »
277) What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."... Read On »
278) Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.... Read On »
279) Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!... Read On »
280) Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.... Read On »
281) Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.... Read On »
282) Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.... Read On »
283) Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.... Read On »
284) Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.... Read On »
285) What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.... Read On »
286) Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.... Read On »
287) What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!... Read On »
288) Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.... Read On »
289) Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.... Read On »
290) Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.... Read On »
291) How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.... Read On »
292) Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.... Read On »
293) Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.... Read On »
294) Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge... Read On »
295) Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.... Read On »
296) Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.... Read On »
297) Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.... Read On »
298) Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed... Read On »
299) Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.... Read On »
300) Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.... Read On »
301) Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.... Read On »
302) Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.... Read On »
303) Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.... Read On »
304) Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.... Read On »
305) What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.... Read On »
306) Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.... Read On »
307) What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.... Read On »
308) Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!... Read On »
309) Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.... Read On »
310) Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.... Read On »
311) If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.... Read On »
312) Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"... Read On »
313) Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.... Read On »
314) Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.... Read On »
315) Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.... Read On »
316) Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.... Read On »
317) What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.... Read On »
318) Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.... Read On »
319) Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.... Read On »
320) Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.... Read On »
321) Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.... Read On »
322) Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room... Read On »
323) Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.... Read On »
324) Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.... Read On »
325) Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.... Read On »
326) How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.... Read On »
327) Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.... Read On »
328) Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.... Read On »
329) Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.... Read On »
330) Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.... Read On »
331) What's long, hard, and has semen in it? A submarine!... Read On »
332) You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.... Read On »
333) Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.... Read On »
334) What do hookers do on their night off: type?... Read On »

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