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| 1) A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) These two old men are in a nursing home. They're talking and realize that it's be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinn... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! -... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mot... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across a very old b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with v... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actuall... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giv... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. H... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exci... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Wri... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the co... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at le... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woma... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leavi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for qu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it start... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controll... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when al... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to Am... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his reg... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexuall... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who as... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City sh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sne... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experien... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her kids half... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make lo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving cou... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby ho... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 84) A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answ... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 85) A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 86) Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. "How are y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 87) A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 88) A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 89) A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 90) A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Wal... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 91) A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 92) "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 93) A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 94) An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 95) A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "How... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 96) An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 97) This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 98) A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 99) Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 100) My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the e... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 101) Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the secon... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 102) There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 103) As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just g... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 104) A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 105) Two postmen are on break having a cigarette. While on this break one postman says... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 106) This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he say... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 107) A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, whe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 108) A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 109) There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their ow... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 110) Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 111) Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 112) A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 113) Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred B... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 114) A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The hu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 115) A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She expla... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 116) Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and remi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 117) A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the sa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 118) An elderly man visits his doctor. "Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 119) Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 120) A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyf... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 121) A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she rep... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 122) Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 123) Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 124) A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 125) A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 126) An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 127) Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 128) Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 129) Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 130) A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 131) Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 132) Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 133) This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 134) Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a batht... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 135) Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 136) Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 137) A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my too... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 138) Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steamin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 139) I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 140) Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 141) Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 142) Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 143) Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 144) Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 145) What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 146) Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the bel... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 147) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 148) Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: W... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 149) Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 150) Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 151) Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 152) Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a fea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 153) What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some suppor... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 154) Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in I... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 155) Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 156) Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot mo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 157) Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it ta... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 158) Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 159) Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium one... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 160) Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 161) Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to pu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 162) Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman wo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 163) Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 164) Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 165) Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 166) Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 167) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 168) What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 169) Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow diseas... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 170) Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A m... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 171) What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 172) Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 173) Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 174) What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 175) Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 176) Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 177) What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 178) Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 179) Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymp... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 180) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 181) Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million cha... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 182) Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 183) I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a m... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 184) Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with sti... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 185) What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 186) Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 187) Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of u... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 188) What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both sm... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 189) What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps com... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 190) Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 191) Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mos... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 192) Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the righ... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 193) Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 194) Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 195) Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discha... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 196) Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 197) What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 198) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a qu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 199) Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 200) Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him whi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 201) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves m... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 202) Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 203) Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 204) Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 205) Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 206) Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old does... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 207) Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 208) Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 209) Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: B... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 210) Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her co... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 211) What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 212) Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: On... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 213) Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 214) Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usuall... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 215) Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 216) How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's j... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 217) Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 218) Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 219) Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almon... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 220) Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 221) Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 222) Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wre... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 223) What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 224) Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass al... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 225) Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 226) Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 227) Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never mis... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 228) Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her l... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 229) How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 230) Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 231) Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 232) Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 233) Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is comin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 234) Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inch... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 235) Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for '... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 236) How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 237) Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 238) What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f*... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 239) Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job st... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 240) Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einste... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 241) Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 242) Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 243) Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 244) Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 245) Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 246) Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 247) Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 248) Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 249) What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 250) Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 251) Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 252) Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the ca... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 253) Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 254) What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubri... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 255) Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her fore... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 256) What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all ni... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 257) Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 258) Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits we... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 259) Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 260) They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitali... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 261) Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black hole... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 262) Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one care... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 263) What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 264) Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 265) Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute rid... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 266) Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 267) Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 268) Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 269) Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 270) Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 271) Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 272) Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 273) Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 274) If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 275) Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 276) Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 277) What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 278) Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 279) Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 280) Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 281) Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 282) Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 283) Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 284) Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 285) What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 286) Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 287) What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 288) Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 289) Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 290) Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 291) How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 292) Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 293) Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 294) Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 295) Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 296) Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 297) Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 298) Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 299) Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 300) Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 301) Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 302) Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 303) Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 304) Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 305) What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 306) Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 307) What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 308) Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 309) Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 310) Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 311) If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 312) Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 313) Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 314) Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 315) Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 316) Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 317) What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 318) Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 319) Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 320) Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 321) Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 322) Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 323) Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 324) Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 325) Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 326) How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 327) Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 328) Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 329) Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 330) Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 331) What's long, hard, and has semen in it? A submarine!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 332) You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 333) Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 334) What do hookers do on their night off: type?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
