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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
neither of
them are playing
like they want to, so they decide to
take private lessons.The husband
has
his lesson first. After the
pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no,
no,"
you're gripping the
club way too hard!" "Well, what should
I do?" asks the man. "Hold
the club gently," the pro replied, "just
like
you'd hold your
wife's breast."The man takes the advice, takes a
swing, and
WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.The man goes
back
to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her
lesson.The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches
her
swing and
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way
too hard." "What
can I do?"
asks the wife."Hold the club gently,
just like you'd hold your
husband's penis." The wife listens
carefully to the pro's advice,
takes a swing,
and THUMP. The
ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft.
"That was
great,"the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth
and
swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro. |
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