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A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day
when
he comes across
a very old bottle. He's just dusting it off
when two rather tired
looking
genies pop out "Two genies!" he
exclaims. "That must mean six
wishes!"
"Sorry, buddy, it's three
or nuthin'," say the genies, "and hurry
up".
The guy makes his
three wishes and races off home to see if they've
been granted. He
gets home and runs into his bedroom, where he finds
the most
gorgeous girl he has ever seen waiting for him.
After hours of mad,
passionate sex, he stumbles out of bed and
walks into the living room where
he is knee deep in $1000 bills.
The guy can hardly believe his
luck.
Just then there is a knock at the door. He rushes over to open
it,
when two hooded KKK members throw a rope around his neck and string
him up naked until he is dead.
The two then take off their
white hoods to reveal that
they are, in fact, the two genies, bot
h looking rather puzzled.
The first genie turns to the second and
says, "I can understand the
beautiful woman and all the money in the
world,
by why on earth would you want to be
hung like a black
man?" |
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