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A police officer stopped a young man for
speeding. He stepped out
of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and
swaggered up to the
young man's window. "What chew driving so fast
for boy? You going to a
fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The
young man handed over his
license.
Then the officer noticed that
the back seat of the car was full of
large knives. The officer
said, "Tell me boy, why you got them knives on
that there back seat?"
The young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a
juggler." The officer spat
some tobacco juice and then he said, "A juggler;
well you don't
say. Boy, put cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you
going to
jail!"
The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail.
He
offered to prove to the officer that he was a juggler by way of
demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I
juggle for
you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove
his point while he held
him at gunpoint.
Two miles down the
road at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bub was drinking it up
with Jerry Lee
Jones. Billy Bub soon left and got into his old, rusty
pickup
truck. He proceeded down the road trying his best to stay on the
right
side. All of a sudden Billy Bub spotted the most unbelievable
sight
of his life! He drove to the nearest phone booth and dialed the
number for Joe's Tavern and asked for his buddy, Jerry Lee.
When
Jerry Lee got on the phone, Billy Bub said, "Whatever you do when
you leave that tavern, don't go north on route 109. The state police
are giving a sobriety test that nobody can pass!" |
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