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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
he passed away,
the Lord
himself greeted him at the pearly gates
of heaven.
"Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked.
"I could eat,"
said Seymour.
The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared
it.
While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and
noticed
the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries
and
vodka.
The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were
hungry, and
Seymour
again said, "I could eat."
Once again, a
can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below
Seymour
noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy, and
chocolates.
The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna
was opened.
Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be be
in heaven as a
reward for the good life I lived. But, this is
heaven, and all I get to
eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they e
at like Kings. I just don't
understand."
"To be honest,
Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people, does
it pay
to
cook?" |
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