A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.
`You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer.
`Have you ever had any illnesses?
Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly.
`But you're on crutches.
You must have had an accident!' said the farmer.
`Oh, the crutches!' said the young man.
`A bull tossed me last week.
But that wasn't an accident!
He did it on purpose!'