The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.
He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.
"They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked.
"I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse.
The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse." "But the squirrel?" asked the genie.
"I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!"