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Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine.
"Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the Marine's reply.
"Then leave this den of Satan!" said the priest.
Father Murphy then walked up to an old SgtMaj and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The SgtMaj replied: "No, I don't Father." The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" The SgtMaj smiled, "Oh, when I die!
Why...yes Father.
Shit, I thought you were getting a working party together to go right now!"

Father Murphy walked into a

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