Old age JOKES
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.
I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard.
We rode our pony.
We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in.
At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"