A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man.
"To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business.
All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories.
I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law.
"Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law.
"I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law.
"I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office.
What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man.
"Buy me out."