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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.
200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer.
Officer: "Good evening sir.
We're testing drivers for drunken driving.
Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that.
I have asthma.
If I blow on that machine I will get out of air".
Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test".
Man: "I can't do that.
I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death".
Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line".
Man: "Can't do that either".
Officer: "Why not?".
Man: "Because I'm dead drunk".

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