Travel and tourist JOKES
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.
As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.
He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.
"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk.
"Guess I'll need a double room for the night." Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000.
"What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk.
"I've only been here one night!" "Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."