Travel and tourist JOKES
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery.
She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window.
She goes in and hands the man her clock.
The man says, "Madam, I don't repair clocks.
I am a Mohel.
I do circumcisions." She says, "Why all the clocks in the window?" And he says, "And what should I have in my window?"