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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
I just got laid a minute ago."

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 10 - If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?... More ››
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 14 - Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... More ››
 15 - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?... More ››
 16 - If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?... More ››
 17 - If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?... More ››
 18 - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?... More ››
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 20 - You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the w... More ››
 21 - Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport... More ››
 22 - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with... More ››
 23 - "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut... More ››
 24 - Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed... More ››
 25 - Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to... More ››
 26 - Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient tim... More ››
 27 - Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... More ››
 28 - If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?... More ››
 29 - Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?... More ››
 30 - Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?... More ››
 31 - If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?... More ››
 32 - Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?... More ››
 33 - Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?... More ››
 34 - Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... More ››
 35 - Do you know what a mouse said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.... More ››
 36 - If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... More ››
 37 - What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... More ››
 38 - If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?... More ››
 39 - What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.... More ››
 40 - If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?... More ››
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 44 - How long will a floating point operation float?... More ››
 45 - Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?... More ››
 46 - If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?... More ››
 47 - Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?... More ››
 48 - Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?... More ››
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 51 - Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?... More ››
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