spacer spacer




answer me this JOKES (random)

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

  VotarVOTE!   Imprimir PRINT  


 1 - Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?... More ››
 2 - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?... More ››
 3 - How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who... More ››
 4 - You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open some... More ››
 5 - If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?... More ››
 6 - What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g... More ››
 7 - "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut... More ››
 8 - Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candida... More ››
 9 - Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!... More ››
 10 - If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?... More ››
 11 - If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?... More ››
 12 - If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?... More ››
 13 - Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.... More ››
 14 - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?... More ››
 15 - If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?... More ››
 16 - If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?... More ››
 17 - Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... More ››
 18 - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?... More ››
 19 - If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?... More ››
 20 - If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?... More ››
 21 - If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would... More ››
 22 - You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the w... More ››
 23 - Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport... More ››
 24 - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with... More ››
 25 - Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed... More ››
 26 - Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to... More ››
 27 - Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient tim... More ››
 28 - Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... More ››
 29 - If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?... More ››
 30 - Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?... More ››
 31 - Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?... More ››
 32 - If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?... More ››
 33 - Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?... More ››
 34 - Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?... More ››
 35 - Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... More ››
 36 - Do you know what a mouse said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.... More ››
 37 - If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... More ››
 38 - What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... More ››
 39 - If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?... More ››
 40 - What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.... More ››
 41 - How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?... More ››
 42 - How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?... More ››
 43 - If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... More ››
 44 - How long will a floating point operation float?... More ››
 45 - Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?... More ››
 46 - If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?... More ››
 47 - Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?... More ››
 48 - Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?... More ››
 49 - How come wrong numbers are never busy?... More ››
 50 - What color is a chameleon on a mirror?... More ››
 51 - Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?... More ››
Submit a Joke | Contact | Privacy Policy | Last Update: 2024-05-19