1 - A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
Her boss, concerned about his employe... More ››
2 - Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and
one of all brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus fo... More ››
3 - A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
herself out as a handyman-type and started... More ››
4 - A young ventriloquist is touring the
and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a... More ››
5 - One day 3 women went to the
top of a water
flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired,... More ››
6 - A blonde went to
eletronic store and she
asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "... More ››
7 - In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes... More ››
8 - A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to a
football game for the first time.
After the game he ask... More ››
9 - Two
blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk
and leans down... More ››
10 - Q: What's the difference between a
and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley... More ››
11 - Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.... More ››
12 - Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
"Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"... More ››
13 - A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
unassisted without prior experience or lesso... More ››
14 - A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
attendant came by and asked for her tic... More ››
15 - Three women are
about to be executed.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a
blonde.... More ››
16 - A blonde walks by a travel
notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!".... More ››
17 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
One day, the three of them are wal... More ››
18 - One morning this blonde calls her friend and
says, "Would you mind
coming over and helping me ou... More ››
19 - A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made fun of, so she decided to have her
hair she would... More ››
20 - A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk l... More ››
21 - One day while a blonde was out
car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made he... More ››
22 - A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
to him. She knocks on the window and says... More ››
23 - There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
At halftime she was called down to a... More ››
24 - A blonde came home from school one day and said
to her mom,
''I can count higher then all the ki... More ››
25 - A blonde and her husband were driving home,
they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the ca... More ››
26 - A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6... More ››
27 - One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw so... More ››
28 - A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
to drive down from some place far off, to meet this... More ››
29 - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow
storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If... More ››
30 - A blonde, a brunette, and a
man are driving
in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up... More ››
31 - A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
standing in a line before a firing squad.
The command... More ››
32 - One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
nothing in it. Her neighbor who was al... More ››
33 - A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She... More ››
34 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
on a deserted island together. The island is 20... More ››
35 - Three blondes are stranded on an island.
fairy comes along and says that she will grant each p... More ››
36 - A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks
amaz... More ››
37 - There's a brunette standing in the
of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57.... More ››
38 - A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After abou... More ››
39 - A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby w... More ››
40 - A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going ba... More ››
41 - A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and asks him, "Can you help me when you
get home?"... More ››
42 - One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
sees the blonde crying, and asks her what h... More ››
43 - One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
were driving through the desert when all of a sudden... More ››
44 - A man was trimming his
bushes. His neighbor
(the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see... More ››
45 - At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.... More ››
46 - A blonde was driving down
listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard
b... More ››
47 - A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls... More ››
48 - Three blondes were walking through a field when
they came across a set
The first... More ››
49 - A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"... More ››
50 - A blonde
is walking down the street with
her blouse open, exposing one of her
A ne... More ››
51 - A blond guy
and a brunette girl were
happily married and about to have a baby. One
day, the wi... More ››
52 - A person went into the
office kitchen one
morning and found a new blonde girl painting the
wal... More ››
53 - A blonde walks into a hair salon
to get her
hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to... More ››
54 - A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
drugstore to get some pads. The wide selectio... More ››
55 - A blonde, brunette
and a redhead had a
breaststroke swimming race across the English
Channel.... More ››
56 - A friend meets up with her friend as she is
her car up from the mechanic.
Her friend... More ››
57 - While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was
labele... More ››
58 - A man works in the
operations department of
a large bank. Employees call him from the field when... More ››
59 - Did you hear about
the two females who were
watching a blonde walk by? The first one said,
"I... More ››
60 - This executive was interviewing a
young blonde women for a position in his company. He w... More ››
61 - A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan... More ››
62 - Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde th... More ››
63 - One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The horse kept going faster and
faster until the bl... More ››
64 - A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour g... More ››
65 - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
A: You only have to punch information... More ››
66 - A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go a... More ››
67 - Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
Fi... More ››
68 - A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - no... More ››
69 - A policeman pulled a blonde over after
driving the wrong way on a one-way street.... More ››
70 - One day a blonde went to a
restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. Sh... More ››
71 - Q: Did you hear what the
blonde who was
opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her... More ››
72 - A blonde was
walking down the road with a
healthy looking pig under her arm. As she
passed the... More ››
73 - Q: Why do
Blondes wear padded
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their... More ››
74 - A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do... More ››
75 - A blonde was filling out an application form
a job. She promptly
filled the columns entitl... More ››
76 - Two blondes are on
opposite sides of a
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get... More ››
77 - One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend sa... More ››
78 - Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great unti... More ››
79 - A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at... More ››
80 - Two blondes were walking down the road and the
first blonde said "Look
at that dog with one eye!... More ››
81 - Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that
"Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?... More ››
82 - A brunette doing laundry asked her
friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blon... More ››
83 - Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the... More ››
84 - Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
already written on the overhead tran... More ››
85 - Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
building, who would hit the ground first?
A. T... More ››
86 - Did you hear about the two
were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in... More ››
87 - When a
blonde goes to London on a plane,
how can you steal her window seat ?
Tell her the seats... More ››
88 - Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six... More ››
89 - Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tel... More ››
90 - The assistant asked the blonde if she would
like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"S... More ››
91 - Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?... More ››
92 - Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: D... More ››
93 - A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She sc... More ››
94 - Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
A: Because they keep accidentally del... More ››
95 - Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A... More ››
96 - Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch an... More ››
97 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She... More ››
98 - One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land l... More ››
99 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husb... More ››
100 - Q: What thoughts
do Blondes have after
reading these jokes?
A: None, as usual... and they most... More ››
101 - Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
a problem with
She couldn't find a knif... More ››
102 - ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?''
asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
'... More ››
103 - Q: How do you recognize a
A: They are the only ones who erase their noteboo... More ››
104 - Teller: Why did the blonde
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to... More ››
105 - Q: What did the blonde say
A: She said they were pretty good, but they mi... More ››
106 - Why can't blondes
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water i... More ››
107 - A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
deeper until she drowned.
Her husband came home and... More ››
108 - Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to t... More ››
109 - Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find... More ››
110 - Q: How do you
know when a blonde has been
making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells... More ››
111 - Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
So they can tell if they are going to work or goi... More ››
112 - Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
her back? She crawled across the street when th... More ››
113 - Q: How do you keep a
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the ot... More ››
114 - Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went look... More ››
115 - Q:
What does a blonde say when you ask her
if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.... More ››
116 - What did the blonde's mother say when she
if she could lick the bowl?
"Just flush it like... More ››
117 - Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed... More ››
118 - Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who t... More ››
119 - A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.... More ››
120 - Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
over her ears?
A: She's trying to ho... More ››
121 - Did you hear about the blonde who put
"Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it... More ››
122 - Q: How can you tell if a
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always l... More ››
123 - Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toa... More ››
124 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't gotten all the ha... More ››
125 - Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
dying of old age?
A: "Today children, we wil... More ››
126 - Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the national anthem are?... More ››
127 - Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on c... More ››
128 - Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
A: She's still looking for a l... More ››
129 - Q: Why did eighteen
blondes go to the
A: They heard that under seventeen we... More ››
130 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
almost caused a car accident?
A: The spare tire in her... More ››
131 - Hear about the blonde
bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sa... More ››
132 - Did you hear
about the blonde who after
watching the ballerinas, wondered why they
didn't get... More ››
133 - Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell ou... More ››
134 - Q: What did the blonde think of the new
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't ge... More ››
135 - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
A: A blonde going through a flashing... More ››
136 - Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it w... More ››
137 - Did you hear about the blonde that
up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally d... More ››
138 - Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill th... More ››
139 - Q: Did you hear about
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was... More ››
140 - Q. What did the blonde
say when she knocked
over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'... More ››
141 - Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
While the crowd was doing the wave, two blon... More ››
142 - Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?
A: They couldn't fit a deer int... More ››
143 - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered
A: The blonde works i... More ››
144 - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
A: A blonde going through a flashing... More ››
145 - Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them ev... More ››
146 - Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these d... More ››
147 - Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
night to see where the sun went? It finally dawn... More ››
148 - Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than... More ››
149 - Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleepin... More ››
150 - What did the blonde say when she saw the
sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's... More ››
151 - Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at... More ››
152 - Why did the blonde put her finger
nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a he... More ››
153 - Q: Why couldn't
the blonde write the
A: Because she didn't know which one came... More ››
154 - Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under... More ››
155 - Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left... More ››
156 - Be
careful never to let a blonde have a
coffee break... It takes too long
to retrain her after... More ››
157 - Why did the blonde tip-toe
medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping
tab... More ››
158 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her... More ››
159 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black co... More ››
160 - Why did the blond lay out
on the lawn chair
in her bikini at midnight?
She wanted to get a dark... More ››
161 - Why
don't blondes like to make
They can't get eight cups of water into that little pa... More ››
162 - Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with t... More ››
163 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
A: She demanded $200,000 and a parac... More ››
164 - Q. How do you know a blonde has been
A. There is cheese in front of the m... More ››
165 - Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She mo... More ››
166 - A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
Q. They think their picture is being ta... More ››
167 - Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes... More ››
168 - Why did the blonde run out of
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, rep... More ››
169 - Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric ch... More ››
170 - Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull ta... More ››
171 - Q: Did you hear about the new form
control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeu... More ››
172 - Q. How do you confuse a
her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner... More ››
173 - Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold... More ››
174 - Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
She heard that the drinks were on the house... More ››
175 - Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
A: It is the one with the kickstand... More ››
176 - Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
please turn over on both sides of the paper!... More ››
177 - Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.... More ››
178 - Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.... More ››
179 - Q: Why do brunettes know so many
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!... More ››
180 - Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.... More ››
181 - Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...... More ››
182 - Q: What is the
difference between blondes
and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.... More ››
183 - Q: Why do blondes stand
A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.... More ››
184 - Q.) What would you call a bunch of
stacked on top of each other?
A.) An air mattress.... More ››
185 - Why does a blonde keep
empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
They are for those who don't drink!... More ››
186 - Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?... More ››
187 - Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.... More ››
188 - What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
always hear about them but never see any!... More ››
189 - Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell BWM.... More ››
190 - Q: What is the difference between a smart
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.... More ››
191 - Q: Why do blondes always die before help
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".... More ››
192 - Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their
A: They want to measure their intelligence.... More ››
193 - Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.... More ››
194 - Q: Why are
blondes like corn flakes?
Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.... More ››
195 - Q: Why couldn't the
blonde add 10 and 7 on
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.... More ››
196 - Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.... More ››
197 - Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."... More ››
198 - Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.... More ››
199 - Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.... More ››
200 - What
is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.... More ››
201 - Q: What do blonds
and spaghetti have in
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.... More ››
202 - Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
A: They both have black roots.... More ››
203 - Why do
blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That's where you wash all your vegetables!... More ››
204 - Why did the blonde call the welfare
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!... More ››
205 - Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
over by a demon?
A: A vacant posession.... More ››
206 - Q: Why do
blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads... More ››
207 - What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the grenade!... More ››
208 - What do
you do when a blonde throws a
grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it
back!... More ››
209 - What do blondes and beer bottles have in
common? They are
both empty from the neck up!... More ››
210 - Q: Why can't blondes put in light
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.... More ››
211 - Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells at night.... More ››
212 - Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They
get the bottles into the typewriter!... More ››
213 - Q: How can you tell if a blonde has
using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.... More ››
214 - Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.... More ››
215 - Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass
A. To see what was on the other side.... More ››
216 - Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.... More ››
217 - Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!... More ››
218 - Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed
out of a tree?
A. Wave at her.... More ››
219 - Q. How did the blonde die
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.... More ››
220 - Q: Why did the blonde want to
A: Because she loved children.... More ››
221 - Did you hear about the blonde who
her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?... More ››
222 - These two blondes walk into a
You'd think one of them would have seen it.... More ››
223 - Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
bus? She took the 22 twice instead.... More ››
224 - Q. What do you call a
blonde who dies her
A. Artificial intelligence.... More ››
225 - Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
A. You can park in the handicap zone.... More ››
226 - Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
A: She sneezes.... More ››
227 - A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''... More ››
228 - Why did the blonde have
blisters on her
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.... More ››
229 - Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nudist camp for a game of strip poker?... More ››
230 - Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice
carton? It said
"concentrate" on it!... More ››
231 - A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
but burned her lips
on the tailpipe.... More ››
232 - Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a
box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.... More ››
233 - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
of higher learning?
A: A visitor.... More ››
234 - Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
A: Double-dumb.... More ››
235 - Q. What does a blonde
say when you blow in
A. "Thanks for the refill!"... More ››
236 - Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
A: She's the one on her bike.... More ››
237 - Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!... More ››
238 - Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.... More ››
239 - Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings... More ››
240 - Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
A: Flattered.... More ››
241 - Q: What do you call a
fly buzzing inside a
A: A Space Invader.... More ››
242 - Did you hear about the
blonde who thought
nitrates was cheaper than day rates?... More ››
243 - Q:
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.... More ››
244 - Q: What a BLONDE will ask the
the maternity ward?
A: "Is it mine?"... More ››
245 - Q: Where do you look for
A: Under "Home Improvements."... More ››
246 - Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet
at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!... More ››
247 - Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
A. A rebel without a clue!... More ››
248 - I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
went out with.
I dyed my hair !... More ››
249 - Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
put tacks in their shoulder pads.... More ››
250 - Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
A: Trying to put batteries in it.... More ››
251 - Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
A: Proofreading.... More ››
252 - ... Q.) Why
would a blonde wear green
A.) Because red means Stop.... More ››
253 - How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
her a joke on a Monday!... More ››
254 - Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
A: "Have another beer."... More ››
255 - Q: What do blondes eat to increase
A: Silicone chips.... More ››
256 - Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
Because she was raking up the leaves!... More ››
257 - Q: What do you
call a dumb blonde behind a
A: An air bag.... More ››
258 - Q: Why did the blonde snort
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.... More ››
259 - Q: What happens when a blonde gets
A: Her IQ goes up!... More ››
260 - What do you call a blonde standing between two
brunettes? A mental block!... More ››
261 - Q: How do you confuse a
her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.... More ››
262 - Q: How did the
blonde try to kill the
A: She threw it off a cliff.... More ››
263 - Q: Why did the blonde drive
A: To turn the blinker off.... More ››
264 - Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
brunettes can remember them.... More ››
265 - Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech
A: She can't say "No".... More ››
266 - What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
A blonde doing cartwheels.... More ››
267 - Q: What
kinds of people don't get invited
to blonde parties?
A: Women!... More ››
268 - Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
A: They put
tacks in their shoulder pads.... More ››
269 - Q: What can strike a blonde without her
even knowing it?
A: A thought.... More ››
270 - Q: Where do blondes go to meet their
A: The vegetable garden.... More ››
271 - Q:
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.... More ››
272 - Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.... More ››
273 - Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
while she was
ironing!... More ››
274 - How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
Shine a torch in her ear!... More ››
275 - I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
was the back of her head!... More ››
276 - Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
A: Far-from-thinkin... More ››
277 - Q: Why don't blonde's like
A: There aren't any pictures.... More ››
278 - Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.... More ››
279 - Q: How do you
confuse a blonde?
don't. They're born that way.... More ››
280 - Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
they can understand them.... More ››
281 - What do you call a blonde in a tree with a
Branch manager.... More ››
282 - Why are only 2% of blondes
The rest are hunt'n peckers.... More ››
283 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
invented the solar flashlight?... More ››
284 - Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)... More ››
285 - How do you kill a blonde?
Give them a
gun an say it is a blow dryer... More ››
286 - Q: How does a blonde
smacks herself in the forehead.... More ››
287 - Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
A: Siamese twins.... More ››
288 - I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
she gave me change!... More ››
289 - Q: Did you hear about the
A: She missed the Earth!... More ››
290 - Q.What are the worst six years in a
A: Third Grade.... More ››
291 - This blonde is so stupid,
she called me to
get my telephone number!... More ››
292 - Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
to cook Minute Rice?... More ››
293 - Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are
easier to keep amused.... More ››
294 - Did you hear about
the blonde who was an
M.D.--Mentally Deficient?... More ››
295 - Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
know. Neither did she!... More ››
296 - Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
A: After a dye job.... More ››
297 - Q: How did the blonde
A: The cow fell on her.... More ››
298 - What do you call 100 blondes standing ear
to ear? A wind tunnel!... More ››
299 - Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
A: Married.... More ››
300 - Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
A: Acupuncture.... More ››
301 - Q: What's a blonde's favorite
A: A light shade of clear.... More ››
302 - Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She
fell in the sink!... More ››
303 - What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
blonde parade!... More ››
304 - Q: What did the blonde's
A: Teeth in the cavity.... More ››
305 - Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide
A: One.... More ››
306 - What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a
four way stop.... More ››
307 - Q: What does a blonde make best for
A: Reservations.... More ››
308 - Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful
time. Where am I?... More ››
309 - Q. What is a brunette between two
A. An interpreter.... More ››
310 - Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
A: A dope ring.... More ››
311 - Q: What is the definition of gross
A: 144 blondes.... More ››
312 - How did the blonde
Bobbing for french fries.... More ››
313 - What do you call a blonde with two brain
cells? Pregnant!... More ››
314 - What's a blondes idea of natural
No make-up.... More ››
315 - Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
A: Because they
can spell it.... More ››
316 - Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too
hard to peel.... More ››
317 - Q: What can save a
Hair transplants.... More ››
318 - A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but
missed!... More ››
319 - What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!... More ››
320 - Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
drowns it.... More ››
321 - Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
A: Wave... More ››
322 - Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
burys it.... More ››
323 - What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?... More ››
324 - How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.... More ››
325 - What is 74 to a blonde?
69 plus VAT... More ››