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JOKES
BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS

A
Aardvark
Accountant
Answer me this
Ant
Apple
Attorney
Aviation

B
Baby
Banana
Bar beer booze and fun
Barbie doll
Bath
Beauty
Bed
Bicycle
Biologist
Bird
Birthday
Blind
Blonde
Book title
Brother and sister
Burger
Bus
Business

C
Cannibal
Car and train
Cat
Children
Christmas
Clinton
College
Computer
Cow
Cowboy
Criminal

D
Dance
Dead and dying
Dentist
Dinosaur
Divorce
Doctor and nurse
Dog

E
E mail
Easter
Elephant
Ethnic

F
Face
Farmer
Firefighter
Fishing
Food
Frog

G
Ghost
Gorilla

H
Hair and bald
Halloween
Heaven and hell
History
Horse
Humor
Hunting

I
Idiot and fool
Insect
Internet

J
Journalist
Judge

K
King Kong
Knock Knock

L
Lawyer
Letter
Lotto

M
Marriage
Men
Military
Money
Monster
Mouse
Movie and TV
Music

O
Old age

P
Parent
Phone
Pig
Police
Political

R
Rabbit
Religious
Restaurant

S
Salesmen
School
Snake
Snowman
Space
Spelling
Sport

T
Teeth
Time
Travel and tourist

V
Vampire
Various animal

W
Waiter
Weather
Witch
Women

Y
Yo momma

Z
Zodiac
Zoo

 

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Cowboy JOKE (1st joke of the minute)

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.
When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.
The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle.
In a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied....
"The balcony."

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Fishing JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable to swim, the man screamed for help.
A trout fisherman ran up.
The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim.
Please save her.
I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water.
In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.
Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife.
But this is my mother-in-law." The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck.
How much do I owe you?"

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Humor Definitions:

  • Humor is a universal language ( piadas Sent by John)
  • Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
    ( piadas Sent by David)
  • Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. ( piadas Sent by Robin)
  • We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. ( piadas Sent by Will)
  • Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. ( piadas Sent by Arnold)
  • The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. ( piadas Sent by Bill)
  • I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup. ( piadas Sent by Margaret)
  • Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self. ( piadas Sent by Riley)
  • Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time. ( piadas Sent by Jan Neruda)
  • Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness! ( piadas Sent by Saffron)
  • Have a better definition? Share it!

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