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JOKES
BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS

A
Aardvark
Accountant
Answer me this
Ant
Apple
Attorney
Aviation

B
Baby
Banana
Bar beer booze and fun
Barbie doll
Bath
Beauty
Bed
Bicycle
Biologist
Bird
Birthday
Blind
Blonde
Book title
Brother and sister
Burger
Bus
Business

C
Cannibal
Car and train
Cat
Children
Christmas
Clinton
College
Computer
Cow
Cowboy
Criminal

D
Dance
Dead and dying
Dentist
Dinosaur
Divorce
Doctor and nurse
Dog

E
E mail
Easter
Elephant
Ethnic

F
Face
Farmer
Firefighter
Fishing
Food
Frog

G
Ghost
Gorilla

H
Hair and bald
Halloween
Heaven and hell
History
Horse
Humor
Hunting

I
Idiot and fool
Insect
Internet

J
Journalist
Judge

K
King Kong
Knock Knock

L
Lawyer
Letter
Lotto

M
Marriage
Men
Military
Money
Monster
Mouse
Movie and TV
Music

O
Old age

P
Parent
Phone
Pig
Police
Political

R
Rabbit
Religious
Restaurant

S
Salesmen
School
Snake
Snowman
Space
Spelling
Sport

T
Teeth
Time
Travel and tourist

V
Vampire
Various animal

W
Waiter
Weather
Witch
Women

Y
Yo momma

Z
Zodiac
Zoo

 

Brazilian Jokes
PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...

THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!

Biologist JOKE (1st joke of the minute)

A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town.
He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions.
Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp.
"Please, please help me!
I think something has happened to Willie.
Our Winnebago is parked just around the bend and we've seen you camped here.
We didn't know what to do.
We thought of you because we had seen all this scientific equipment laying around here.
Can you help him?" " Sir, I'm not a vet, I'm a wildlife biologist," the young biologist told the worried man.
"Can you please just have a look at him, I'll pay you anything you need.
I just need to know.
If he's still alive, maybe I can rush him into town." "Ok, put him here on the table." The young biologist looks the limp dog over, but its plain that the dog is dead,, no pulse or signs of breathing.
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid poor Willie is dead." "No, I can't believe that.....
It can't be true...are you sure?" "Yes, I'm quite sure." "I just can't believe that....With all this equipment, isn't there something you can do?
I must be absolutely sure." The biologist called his big yellow cat over to the table.
The cat walked around the dead dog, occasionally sniffing at the carcass.
He then looks up at the biologist and let out a few weak meows.
"Well, the cat say he's dead.
Does that assure you?" "No, I need more than that...Do you have anything else?" The biologist calls over his big black dog.
The dog circles the body a few times, sniffing it every now and then.
After a few moments, the dog barks at the biologist.
"Well, now the dog says he's dead.
That's all I can do for you sir." "OK, well I guess its true.
I'll take him back and bury him...How much do I owe you?" "It'll be $650 bucks." The biologist tells the old man.
"What??", replied the old man, "How can you charge that much??!!" "Well sir, I could have told you he was dead for only a dollar, but you're the one that insisted on the cat scan and the lab tests!"

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Halloween JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)

At 5 P.M.
one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters.
So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet.
That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss.
The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

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Humor Definitions:

  • Humor is a universal language ( piadas Sent by John)
  • Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
    ( piadas Sent by David)
  • Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. ( piadas Sent by Robin)
  • We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. ( piadas Sent by Will)
  • Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. ( piadas Sent by Arnold)
  • The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. ( piadas Sent by Bill)
  • I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup. ( piadas Sent by Margaret)
  • Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self. ( piadas Sent by Riley)
  • Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time. ( piadas Sent by Jan Neruda)
  • Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness! ( piadas Sent by Saffron)
  • Have a better definition? Share it!

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