BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS
A Aardvark Accountant Answer me this Ant Apple Attorney Aviation
B Baby Banana Bar beer booze and fun Barbie doll Bath Beauty Bed Bicycle Biologist Bird Birthday Blind Blonde Book title Brother and sister Burger Bus Business
C Cannibal Car and train Cat Children Christmas Clinton College Computer Cow Cowboy Criminal
D Dance Dead and dying Dentist Dinosaur Divorce Doctor and nurse Dog
E E mail Easter Elephant Ethnic
F Face Farmer Firefighter Fishing Food Frog
G Ghost Gorilla
H Hair and bald Halloween Heaven and hell History Horse Humor Hunting
I Idiot and fool Insect Internet
J Journalist Judge
K King Kong Knock Knock
L Lawyer Letter Lotto
M Marriage Men Military Money Monster Mouse Movie and TV Music
O Old age
P Parent Phone Pig Police Political
R Rabbit Religious Restaurant
S Salesmen School Snake Snowman Space Spelling Sport
T Teeth Time Travel and tourist
V Vampire Various animal
W Waiter Weather Witch Women
Y Yo momma
Z Zodiac Zoo
Brazilian Jokes
PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...
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THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!
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Heaven and hell JOKE (1st joke of the minute)
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'
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Criminal JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.
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Humor Definitions:
- Humor is a universal language
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Sent by John)
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
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Sent by Robin)
- We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
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Sent by Will)
- Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Sent by Arnold)
- The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
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Sent by Bill)
- I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.
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Sent by Margaret)
- Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self.
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Sent by Riley)
- Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time.
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Sent by Jan Neruda)
- Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness!
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Sent by Saffron)
- Have a better definition? Share it!
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