BLOND
YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS
A Aardvark Accountant Answer me this Ant Apple Attorney Aviation
B Baby Banana Bar beer booze and fun Barbie doll Bath Beauty Bed Bicycle Biologist Bird Birthday Blind Blonde Book title Brother and sister Burger Bus Business
C Cannibal Car and train Cat Children Christmas Clinton College Computer Cow Cowboy Criminal
D Dance Dead and dying Dentist Dinosaur Divorce Doctor and nurse Dog
E E mail Easter Elephant Ethnic
F Face Farmer Firefighter Fishing Food Frog
G Ghost Gorilla
H Hair and bald Halloween Heaven and hell History Horse Humor Hunting
I Idiot and fool Insect Internet
J Journalist Judge
K King Kong Knock Knock
L Lawyer Letter Lotto
M Marriage Men Military Money Monster Mouse Movie and TV Music
O Old age
P Parent Phone Pig Police Political
R Rabbit Religious Restaurant
S Salesmen School Snake Snowman Space Spelling Sport
T Teeth Time Travel and tourist
V Vampire Various animal
W Waiter Weather Witch Women
Y Yo momma
Z Zodiac Zoo
Brazilian Jokes
PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...
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THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!
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Blind JOKE (1st joke of the minute)
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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Face JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died. "Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
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Humor Definitions:
- Humor is a universal language
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Sent by John)
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
( Sent by David)
- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
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Sent by Robin)
- We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
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Sent by Will)
- Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Sent by Arnold)
- The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
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Sent by Bill)
- I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.
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Sent by Margaret)
- Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self.
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Sent by Riley)
- Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time.
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Sent by Jan Neruda)
- Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness!
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Sent by Saffron)
- Have a better definition? Share it!
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