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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.
Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room.
We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one.
I think I deserve to go to heaven." St.
Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room.
It's a very high stress environment and we do our best.
Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St.
Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO." St.
Peter looks at her file.
He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file.
After a few minutes St.
Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations!
You've been admi tted to heaven ...
for five days!" Harry was in the hospital.
He was an old man.
From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing this morning?" Well, this is a story of revenge.
Harry had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand.
He had been given a urine bottle to fill.
The juice was apple juice.
You know where the juice went.
The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..." At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of her hand, drinked its contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, maybe I can filter it better this time."

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