1 - A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found... More ››
2 - I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it g... More ››
3 - Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I... More ››
4 - Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardv... More ››
5 - Why do aardvarks make undesirable
Because they always have their noses in other people... More ››
6 - Which aardvark holds the speed record?
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a... More ››
7 - Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
It's the VCRdva... More ››
8 - What did the aardvark say when he lost
race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!... More ››
9 - What did the
impatient waiter ask the
Is that your final ant, sir!... More ››
10 - Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
Because he ate his ant for dinner!... More ››
11 - What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
An aardvark with the sniffles!... More ››
12 - What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... More ››
13 - What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
A man holding an aardvark.... More ››
14 - What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
A barredvark!... More ››
15 - What do you call an aardvark that's just won
A well 'aardvark!... More ››
16 - How do
you define an aardvark?
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... More ››
17 - Where does the aardvark family always
In the phone book!... More ››
18 - Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
can stick to the subject!... More ››
19 - What do you call an aardvark outside
A guardvark!... More ››
20 - Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
Ronald MacAardvark!... More ››
21 - What does an aardvark use when he has
An ant-ihistamine!... More ››
22 - What do you call an aardvark good with a light
A darthvark!... More ››
23 - What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
A vark!... More ››
24 - What does an aardvark take for
Anta-Seltzer!... More ››
25 - When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!... More ››
26 - What does an aardvark keep in his
An aard-shark!... More ››
27 - What does an aardvark get when he
Ant-digestion!... More ››
28 - What do you call an aardvark that plays
A cardvark!... More ››
29 - What is uglier than an aardvark?
aardvarks!... More ››
30 - What does the aardvark call his
Aard-bark!... More ››
31 - What do you call a Polish aardvark?
Polaark!... More ››