1 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !... More ››
2 - What would you call two
banana skins ?
pair of slippers.... More ››
3 - The last time I saw a face like
threw it a banana.... More ››
4 - Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil: Banana.... More ››
5 - Mandy: Our teacher went on a
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but... More ››
6 - They're not going to grow bananas any
Because they're long enough... More ››
7 - Tom: What did the banana say to
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'... More ››
8 - Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.... More ››
9 - Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.... More ››
10 - Why is a banana peel on the
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.... More ››
11 - Why don't bananas snore?
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.... More ››
12 - What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.... More ››
13 - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'... More ››
14 - What is the difference between a banana and a
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.... More ››
15 - Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.... More ››
16 - How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
She left him out in the sun too long.... More ››
17 - What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber!... More ››
18 - How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.... More ››
19 - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.... More ››
20 - What did the boy banana say to the girl
"You have a lot of appeal."... More ››
21 - Why are bananas never lonely?
hang around in bunches.... More ››
22 - What is long and yellow and always points
A magnetic banana.... More ››
23 - If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
Slippers !... More ››
24 - What is the easiest way to make a
Cut it in half.... More ››
25 - What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.... More ››
26 - What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
electric banana.... More ››
27 - What's yellow and writes?
banana.... More ››
28 - What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
!... More ››