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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY banana JOKES:

 1 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !... More ››
 2 - What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.... More ››
 3 - The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.... More ››
 4 - Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.... More ››
 5 - Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but... More ››
 6 - They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough... More ››
 7 - Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'... More ››
 8 - Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.... More ››
 9 - Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.... More ››
 10 - Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.... More ››
 11 - What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.... More ››
 12 - How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can'... More ››
 13 - What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.... More ››
 14 - Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.... More ››
 15 - How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.... More ››
 16 - What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber!... More ››
 17 - Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.... More ››
 18 - How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... More ››
 19 - Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.... More ››
 20 - What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."... More ››
 21 - Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.... More ››
 22 - What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.... More ››
 23 - If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !... More ››
 24 - What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.... More ››
 25 - What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.... More ››
 26 - What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.... More ››
 27 - What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.... More ››
 28 - What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !... More ››
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