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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
A little bear !

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY bath JOKES:

 1 - Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know h... More ››
 2 - When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.... More ››
 3 - Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroo... More ››
 4 - The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright i... More ››
 5 - Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning.... More ››
 6 - A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he as... More ››
 7 - Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders be... More ››
 8 - Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred:... More ››
 9 - Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a pl... More ››
 10 - Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the... More ››
 11 - What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is... More ››
 12 - Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the... More ››
 13 - Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning... More ››
 14 - Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need anothe... More ››
 15 - Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you... More ››
 16 - Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap... More ››
 17 - May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one o... More ››
 18 - Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one... More ››
 19 - Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rust... More ››
 20 - Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a b... More ››
 21 - What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... More ››
 22 - How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.... More ››
 23 - What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !... More ››
 24 - My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.... More ››
 25 - Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... More ››
 26 - How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... More ››
 27 - What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... More ››
 28 - Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... More ››
 29 - Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... More ››
 30 - Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.... More ››
 31 - Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).... More ››
 32 - What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.... More ››
 33 - Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... More ››
 34 - Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... More ››
 35 - What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !... More ››
 36 - What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.... More ››
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