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bed JOKES (random)

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor.
After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again.
There's lots of room now,' he said.

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 17 - Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll... More ››
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 20 - I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and mar... More ››
 21 - Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her s... More ››
 22 - How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !... More ››
 23 - When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... More ››
 24 - Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... More ››
 25 - What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.... More ››
 26 - Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.... More ››
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 29 - Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.... More ››
 30 - What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... More ››
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 32 - What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... More ››
 33 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!... More ››
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 35 - When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.... More ››
 36 - When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.... More ››
 37 - Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.... More ››
 38 - Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.... More ››
 39 - What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... More ››
 40 - What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... More ››
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 43 - Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.... More ››
 44 - What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... More ››
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 46 - How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.... More ››
 47 - How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.... More ››
 48 - Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... More ››
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