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bicycle JOKES (random)

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down.
-"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says.
-"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks.
"I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license.
I usually drive a bus."

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