1 - Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.... More ››
2 - "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes... More ››
3 - Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
A penny-farthing.... More ››
4 - While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed... More ››
5 - A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n... More ››
6 - The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, ar... More ››
7 - A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up,... More ››
8 - Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s... More ››
9 - The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... More ››
10 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
called out to his mother to watch his... More ››
11 - Q: How many bikers does it take
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul... More ››
12 - Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vici... More ››
13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
Because he didn't want to walk in his... More ››
14 - My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
What can I do?
Take his bike away.... More ››
15 - Why can't an elephant ride a
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.... More ››
16 - Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... More ››
17 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
Bike carbonate of soda !... More ››
18 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
Because it is two-tired (too tired).... More ››
19 - Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
Because it was two-tyred.... More ››
20 - What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road.... More ››
21 - Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
Sir Francis Brake !... More ››
22 - What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
Bicycle petals !... More ››
23 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
two-tired.... More ››
24 - When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
turns into a driveway.... More ››
25 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
Petal !... More ››
26 - What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it.... More ››
27 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?... More ››
28 - What did the bicycle call its
Pop-cycle... More ››