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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
A penny-farthing.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY bicycle JOKES:

 1 - Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... More ››
 2 - "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes... More ››
 3 - Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.... More ››
 4 - While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed... More ››
 5 - A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n... More ››
 6 - The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, ar... More ››
 7 - A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up,... More ››
 8 - Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s... More ››
 9 - The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... More ››
 10 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his... More ››
 11 - Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bul... More ››
 12 - Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vici... More ››
 13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his... More ››
 14 - My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.... More ››
 15 - Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.... More ››
 16 - Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... More ››
 17 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !... More ››
 18 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).... More ››
 19 - Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.... More ››
 20 - What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.... More ››
 21 - Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !... More ››
 22 - What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !... More ››
 23 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.... More ››
 24 - When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.... More ››
 25 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !... More ››
 26 - What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... More ››
 27 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?... More ››
 28 - What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle... More ››
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