1 - A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his
mother, "How was I born?"
"Well honey...... More ›› 2 - A wildlife biologist is working in the
woods,
miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone wit... More ›› 3 - A
group of goose biologists were meeting
to brainstorm about the migration
tactics of Canada g... More ›› 4 - A logger is driving down the highway and
sees two botanists
trying to measure the height of a sm... More ›› 5 - A
biologist was interested in studying how
far bullfrogs can jump. He
brought a bullfrog into... More ›› 6 - An
old mountain man in Arkansas was sick
and bedridden. He had not been
outdoors for a few wee... More ›› 7 - A wildlife biologist crew
leader has
several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews... More ›› 8 - A biologist had been
working on a remote
research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his
retur... More ›› 9 - Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
and she was driving
him crazy. She was blonde and pre... More ›› 10 - A young college student had
stayed up
all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As h... More ›› 11 - There were these two Engineers who decided
they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of Briti... More ›› 12 - While driving down a steep and curvy logging
road, a group of biologists loose control of their... More ›› 13 - Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska
studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7... More ›› 14 - A University had advertised for two
biologists to help in their
mammalogy department, specifical... More ›› 15 - A pair of biologists are studying terns on a
rock island just off the coast. While walking on a... More ›› 16 - Two biologists are in the field following the
tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a... More ›› 17 - A
young biologist was sitting on a stump
at the edge of their camp. On his
face was the saddes... More ›› 18 - A biologist from the North Pole was showing
a new
recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracki... More ›› 19 - Dan had been studying whales for over 20
years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regardi... More ›› 20 - A young wildlife biologist got fired from
his first real
wildlife job. Upon his return home, his... More ›› 21 - A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and
his Personal
Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are g... More ›› 22 - An 8th grade boy was doing some
research
for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Fath... More ›› 23 - How many biologists does
it take to
change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to wr... More ›› 24 - "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.
The barman says "That'... More ›› 25 - How many evolutionists does it take to
change a light
bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight millio... More ›› 26 - How do you eat a DNA
spaghetti?
With a
replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... More ›› 27 - Q: How so you call a
member of the
finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?
A: A Buy-ologist.... More ›› 28 - A couple of biologists had twins.
One
they called John and the other control.... More ›› 29 - Q: what's a biologists definition of a
graph
A: an animal with a long neck... More ›› 30 - Do molecular biologists
wear designer
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