Joe was sitting at a bar.
He was totally depressed.
The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong.
"I'll never understand women" said Joe.
"The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow!
That's quite some gift" said the bartender.
"So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"