One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey!
Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.
So she began to write a note: "I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the tree in the park.
Signed Blonde." She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home.
The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag was 10, 000$.
But there was a note inside saying: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!"