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divorce JOKES (random)

A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce.
They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce?
Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."

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