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brother and sister JOKES (random)

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy.
'How interesting.
What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh!
now, next question.
Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.'

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