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brother and sister JOKES (random)

Doctor, Doctor!
my sister thinks she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't.
She doesn't stop at this floor.

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 11 - Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talk... More ››
 12 - Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit... More ››
 13 - Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?... More ››
 14 - Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... More ››
 15 - Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... More ››
 16 - My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.... More ››
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 19 - A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Sc... More ››
 20 - A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's gut... More ››
 21 - Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it go... More ››
 22 - Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,... More ››
 23 - Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got i... More ››
 24 - How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on... More ››
 25 - Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want... More ››
 26 - My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot... More ››
 27 - Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be... More ››
 28 - So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's br... More ››
 29 - Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.... More ››
 30 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !... More ››
 31 - Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !... More ››
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