1 - What are some outstanding hamburger
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R... More ››
2 - What can you say about Ham Burger and
Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' an... More ››
3 - Why did the pro football player from the
last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?... More ››
4 - In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects... More ››
5 - Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseba... More ››
6 - Which baseball team is currently the favourite
with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -becaus... More ››
7 - How do we know that hamburgers love classic
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Ope... More ››
8 - What famous movie did the hamburger meat think
when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fr... More ››
9 - How can you tell which Burger
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing... More ››
10 - Which political discussions between the
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citiz... More ››
11 - What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frank... More ››
12 - What did they call it when NHL officials
refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag... More ››
13 - Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
They give meaty performances - especially if they are... More ››
14 - Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B... More ››
15 - What do they call a meeting among the most
brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the mi... More ››
16 - Seriously, when the crooked
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germa... More ››
17 - What did they say about the burger who went
for the first time?
How the meaty have falle... More ››
18 - What kind of a pitch
did Sandy Koufax of
the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball - a sizzle... More ››
19 - Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurs... More ››
20 - Do hamburgers make good vampires?
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... More ››
21 - Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!... More ››
22 - Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
No, you should eat your fingers separately!... More ››
23 - What do burgers think when they are
surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle.... More ››
24 - What great song is associated with
hamburgers and baseball?
'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!... More ››
25 - Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
are born under the sign of the Ham!... More ››
26 - What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!... More ››
27 - How do the Rolling Stones like their
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!... More ››
28 - How do you make a hamburger green?
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!... More ››
29 - When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
When somebody says, 'Well done'!... More ››
30 - What system do they teach in Hamburger High's
The meatric system, silly!... More ››
31 - What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!... More ››
32 - Where does a burger go on vacation?
Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!... More ››
33 - Why are hamburgers essential to
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!... More ››
34 - What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
You've got no beef, soldier!... More ››
35 - Which people do the
ones who are always putting the bite on them!... More ››
36 - Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
Because it's a FAST food!... More ››
37 - How far do burgers go in school?
cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).... More ››
38 - What do hamburger workers say on
Well, it's back to the old grind!... More ››
39 - What do some people have against
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'... More ››
40 - What do they say about the noise at the
Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium!... More ››
41 - When the crooked hamburger took it on the
'lamb', where did it go?
Oh, 'ewe' know!... More ››
42 - Why were the burgers in the
They saw the salad dressing!... More ››
43 - How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
He throws four meatballs!... More ››
44 - What happens when two burgers fall in
They live together in holy meatrimony!... More ››
45 - Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
won't talk no matter how you grill them!... More ››
46 - How was the
was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions... More ››
47 - Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Sure, order a burger and a shake!... More ››
48 - What did they do to the burger who thought he
Cook-a-doodle-do!... More ››
49 - Can a hamburger marry a
they have a very frank relationship!... More ››
50 - What is the hamburgers' motto?
If at first
you don't succeed, fry, fry again!... More ››
51 - What old-time song is the burgers'
'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!... More ››
52 - When can you count on a hamburger in an
When the chips are down!... More ››
53 - Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
The meatball heros!... More ››
54 - Why was the burger thrown out of the
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)... More ››
55 - What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
I've been flamed!... More ››
56 - Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie
Sizzle B. DeMille!... More ››
57 - Why do hamburgers feel sad at
They get to meet their old flames!... More ››
58 - Why do hamburgers make good
They're great at the plate!... More ››
59 - How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
are Unidentified Frying Objects!... More ››
60 - Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!... More ››
61 - Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
Fry-day!... More ››
62 - Can you name two burgers
Sir Loin and Burger King!... More ››
63 - How do they prevent crime in hamburger
With burger alarms!... More ››
64 - When do burgers quit their jobs?
they decide to meat LOAF!... More ››
65 - Where can a burger get a great night's
On a bed of lettuce!... More ››
66 - What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
Fry-by-night!... More ››
67 - Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boygers, not girlgers!... More ››
68 - What is the hamburgers' most familiar
'Home on the Range'!... More ››
69 - Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
The POTTED ones!... More ››
70 - Why aren't burgers too
Too many turnovers!... More ››
71 - What song do burgers sing on the
Gristle While You Work!... More ››
72 - When do hamburgers most enjoy
During PRIME time!... More ››
73 - How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
They chew the fat.... More ››
74 - How does a burger acquire good taste?
little seasoning!... More ››
75 - What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
girl named Patty!... More ››
76 - Do
they really serve burgers in
Very rare-ly.... More ››
77 - How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
with blue cheese!... More ››
78 - What is a hamburger's
Hansel and Gristle!... More ››
79 - Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
BITING humour!... More ››
80 - How did the
jury find the
Grill-ty as charred!... More ››
81 - How do we know burgers love young
They're pro-teen!... More ››
82 - How do we know hamburgers have high
They 'loin' fast!... More ››
83 - Which burger is famous for a long
Cyrano de Burgerac!... More ››
84 - Where do the burgers go on New Year's
To a meat ball!... More ››
85 - Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
A double!... More ››
86 - Who is the hamburgers' favourite
Candice Berger!... More ››
87 - How do you insult a hamburger patty?
a meatball!... More ››
88 - What kind of baseball do burgers
Ketchup baseball!... More ››
89 - Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
their meattle!... More ››
90 - How do you
make a hamburger
Pickle it gently!... More ››
91 - Which
Cat-burgers! (burglars)... More ››
92 - Who are the hamburgers favourite
Vegetarians!... More ››
93 - Which burgers can tell your fortune?
burgers!... More ››
94 - What do some burger eaters have?
appetite!... More ››
95 - Who can beat any burger at golf?
sausage!... More ››
96 - Where does a burger feel at home?
range!... More ››
97 - Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!... More ››