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Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY burger JOKES:

 1 - What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R... More ››
 2 - What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' an... More ››
 3 - Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?... More ››
 4 - In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects... More ››
 5 - Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseba... More ››
 6 - Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -becaus... More ››
 7 - How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Ope... More ››
 8 - What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fr... More ››
 9 - How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing... More ››
 10 - Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citiz... More ››
 11 - What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frank... More ››
 12 - What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag... More ››
 13 - Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are... More ››
 14 - Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B... More ››
 15 - What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the mi... More ››
 16 - Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germa... More ››
 17 - What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have falle... More ››
 18 - What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzle... More ››
 19 - Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurs... More ››
 20 - Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... More ››
 21 - Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!... More ››
 22 - Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!... More ››
 23 - What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.... More ››
 24 - What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!... More ››
 25 - Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!... More ››
 26 - What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!... More ››
 27 - How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!... More ››
 28 - How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!... More ››
 29 - When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!... More ››
 30 - What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!... More ››
 31 - What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!... More ››
 32 - Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!... More ››
 33 - Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!... More ››
 34 - What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!... More ››
 35 - Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!... More ››
 36 - Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!... More ››
 37 - How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).... More ››
 38 - What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!... More ››
 39 - What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'... More ››
 40 - What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!... More ››
 41 - When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!... More ››
 42 - Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!... More ››
 43 - How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!... More ››
 44 - What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!... More ››
 45 - Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!... More ››
 46 - How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions... More ››
 47 - Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!... More ››
 48 - What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!... More ››
 49 - Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!... More ››
 50 - What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!... More ››
 51 - What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!... More ››
 52 - When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!... More ››
 53 - Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!... More ››
 54 - Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)... More ››
 55 - What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!... More ››
 56 - Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!... More ››
 57 - Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!... More ››
 58 - Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!... More ››
 59 - How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!... More ››
 60 - Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!... More ››
 61 - Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!... More ››
 62 - Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!... More ››
 63 - How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!... More ››
 64 - When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!... More ››
 65 - Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!... More ››
 66 - What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!... More ››
 67 - Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!... More ››
 68 - What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!... More ››
 69 - Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!... More ››
 70 - Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!... More ››
 71 - What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!... More ››
 72 - When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!... More ››
 73 - How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.... More ››
 74 - How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!... More ››
 75 - What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!... More ››
 76 - Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.... More ››
 77 - How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!... More ››
 78 - What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!... More ››
 79 - Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!... More ››
 80 - How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!... More ››
 81 - How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!... More ››
 82 - How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!... More ››
 83 - Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!... More ››
 84 - Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!... More ››
 85 - Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!... More ››
 86 - Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!... More ››
 87 - How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!... More ››
 88 - What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!... More ››
 89 - Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!... More ››
 90 - How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!... More ››
 91 - Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)... More ››
 92 - Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!... More ››
 93 - Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!... More ››
 94 - What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!... More ››
 95 - Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!... More ››
 96 - Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!... More ››
 97 - Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!... More ››
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