1 - An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
re... More ››
2 - Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
Because the top said, "Twist to open."... More ››
3 - What do cows like to line dance to ?
of moosic you like !... More ››
4 - What do you call someone who dances on cars
A morris dancer !... More ››
5 - Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
dreamed I was with twelve of the most... More ››
6 - There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
old dance called the Politician. "All you have to... More ››
7 - These two friends are about to go to
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone... More ››
8 - What is the difference between a dancer and a
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the oth... More ››
9 - Q. What's the difference between a
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you... More ››
10 - How do you see that a linedancer came from
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the c... More ››
11 - I've been invited to an avoidance.
avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate... More ››
12 - Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your... More ››
13 - Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seve... More ››
14 - My dance partner dumped me for my best
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never... More ››
15 - Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (par... More ››
16 - Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!... More ››
17 - What did the overweight
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !... More ››
18 - Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!... More ››
19 - Why did the two knives go to the dance
Because they both looked sharp!... More ››
20 - What animals are poor dancers?
ones, because they have two left feet.... More ››
21 - What do you get if you cross an insect and a
A cricket ball !... More ››
22 - Which dances do the burgers do best?
burger-loo and the char char!... More ››
23 - Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
they have two left feet !... More ››
24 - Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
A. An Ocean "Liner"... More ››
25 - Q. What do you call a one legged
A. Eileen (I Lean)... More ››
26 - Q. What is good for your soul but not your
A. Linedancing!... More ››
27 - How do you make a
tissue dance ?
little boogie in it !... More ››
28 - What dance do you do when summer is
Tango (tan go).... More ››
29 - Q. Where can you dance in California?
Fran-disco... More ››
30 - What sort of dance do fish do at
The conga !... More ››
31 - Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
A. Ihop... More ››
32 - Q. What do tired line dancers do?
Line Down :-)... More ››
33 - How do they dance in Arabia?
(cheek).... More ››
34 - What dance did the
Plymouth Rock.... More ››
35 - What's a vampire's favorite dance?
Fang Tango.... More ››
36 - Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Raver !... More ››
37 - Where can you dance in California?
Frandisco.... More ››
38 - What is a duck's favorite dance ?
quackstep !... More ››
39 - Which dance will a chicken not do ?
foxtrot !... More ››
40 - What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !... More ››
41 - What is a frog's favorite dance?
Hop.... More ››
42 - What's a vampire's favorite dance?
Vaults.... More ››
43 - What dance do hippies hate?
dance.... More ››
44 - What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.... More ››
45 - What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.... More ››