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dance JOKES (random)

Two fonts walk into a line dance club.
The barman says to them, "Get out.
We don't serve your type here."

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 21 - What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.... More ››
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 23 - Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!... More ››
 24 - Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !... More ››
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 36 - Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !... More ››
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 40 - What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !... More ››
 41 - What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.... More ››
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