1 - I've
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don't be silly, my dog nev... More ››
2 - What do robots put at the bottom of their
Yours tin-sincerely.... More ››
3 - I just sent my first
Kongratulations!... More ››
4 - I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I t... More ››
5 - Pupil:
Sir, would you mind e-mailing my
exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents d... More ››
6 - Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise... More ››
7 - What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check f... More ››
8 - Do you send e-mails on your home
What's the point?
I can just bring my home along wit... More ››
9 - Why did the internit paint his
screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to... More ››
10 - What did Hamlet say when he was
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the qu... More ››
11 - Why don't you stamp e-mails?
foot would go right through the computer screen!... More ››
12 - Why didn't the internit get any
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.... More ››
13 - Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
Because the lime was engaged.... More ››
14 - Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
Because it was on old croc.... More ››
15 - Why was the hen banned from sending
She was always using fowl language.... More ››
16 - Why do church bells
They'd rather give each other a ring.... More ››
17 - How does Robin hood send messages around
By tree mail!... More ››
18 - What do werewolves put at the bottom of their
Beast wishes.... More ››
19 - What do vampires put at the bottom of their
Best viscious.... More ››
20 - When do e-mails stop being in black
When they are read.... More ››
21 - Why don't vikings send e-mails?
to use Norse code.... More ››
22 - How do long distance runners send e-mail?
the sprin-ternet.... More ››
23 - How come you
never write e-mails?
rather send a note!... More ››
24 - How do really posh dogs send messages?
predigree-mail.... More ››
25 - How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
Spaghett-e-mail!... More ››
26 - How does James Bond type e-mails?
goldfinger.... More ››
27 - How do whales type e-mails?
With their fish
fingers.... More ››
28 - How do Indian chiefs send messages?
teepee-mail!... More ››
29 - How do footballers send messages?
referee-mail.... More ››
30 - How do athletes send e-mails?
Inter-sweat.... More ››
31 - How do comedians send messages?
mail.... More ››
32 - How do sheep sign their e-mails?
sincerely.... More ››
33 - How do mountainers send messages?
ski-mail.... More ››
34 - How do writers send e-mail?
Inkernet.... More ››
35 - How do dolphins send messages?
sea-mail.... More ››
36 - How do skunks like their e-mails?
Scent.... More ››
37 - How do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail.... More ››