1 - It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to... More ››
2 - 'We're going to play elephants and
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to... More ››
3 - What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers
and cheers you up when your ill ?
A get wellephant !... More ››
4 - What's grey, beautiful and wears glass
Cinderelephant !... More ››
5 - What is worse than raining cats and dogs
Raining elephants !... More ››
6 - An elephant was walking in a park. With each
step he took, he
squished many little ants. Upset,... More ››
7 - Tarzan was tired when he came home.
have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of e... More ››
8 - A boy with an elephant on his head went to
doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n... More ››
9 - Bill:"My homework is really difficult
tonight, I've to
write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert:"W... More ››
10 - Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive c... More ››
11 - Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too b... More ››
12 - What's the difference between
elephant and an Indian elephant ?
About 3,000 miles !... More ››
13 - Why are elephants wiser than chickens
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... More ››
14 - Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.... More ››
15 - Why don't elephants like playing cards in
Because of all the cheetahs !... More ››
16 - How do you know that peanuts are
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... More ››
17 - Why does an elephant
So that he can sneak up on mice !... More ››
18 - What's grey but turns red ?
embarrassed elephant !... More ››
19 - How to elephants talk to each other ?
'elephone !... More ››
20 - Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin... More ››
21 - Why do elephants squirt
If they squirted it through their tails, it'... More ››
22 - What's the difference between an injured
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the... More ››
23 - How do you fit
five elephants into a car
Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t... More ››
24 - What's the difference between an elephant
a piece of paper ?
You can't make a paper aeropla... More ››
25 - What is stronger an elephant or a snail
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant jus... More ››
26 - Have you heard about the
went on a crash diet ?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and... More ››
27 - What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
An animal that tells you everything th... More ››
28 - Why are elephants large, grey and
Because if they were small round and white, they would... More ››
29 - What did the hotel manager say to the
that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and... More ››
30 - Why did the elephant paint
Because he wanted to hide in the col... More ››
31 - What's the difference between an elephant
a bad pupil ?
One rarely bites and the other bare... More ››
32 - What's the
difference between a sick
elephant and seven days ?
One is a weak one and the other... More ››
33 - Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunk... More ››
34 - Teacher:"To which family
elephant belong ?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns on... More ››
35 - What's the difference
elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephan... More ››
36 - What's grey, stands in a river when it
rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella... More ››
37 - What do you call an elephant with a
carrot in each ear ?
Anything you want as he can't hear you... More ››
38 - What did the grape say when the
stood on it ?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... More ››
39 - What do you call an elephant creeping through
the jungle in
the middle of the night ?
Russell !... More ››
40 - What animals were last
to leave the ark
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... More ››
41 - What's yellow on the outside and grey on the
An elephant disguised as a banana !... More ››
42 - How can you tell if there is
in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !... More ››
43 - What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
Big holes all over Australia !... More ››
44 - What did the elephant say to the famous
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... More ››
45 - What did the elephant say when the man
him by the tail ?
This is the end of me !... More ››
46 - How to you tell the
difference between an
elephant and a mouse ?
Try picking them up !... More ››
47 - What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !... More ››
48 - Why don't elephants like martinis?
you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... More ››
49 - Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... More ››
50 - What's the difference between an elephant
A gooseberry is green !... More ››
51 - What do you get if
you cross an elephant
with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti.... More ››
52 - Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
So he could hide in the cherry tree !... More ››
53 - How does an elephant get down from a tree
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... More ››
54 - What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every
twenty seconds ?
An elephant with hiccups !... More ››
55 - Why did the elephant jump in
when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !... More ››
56 - What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
to elephants ?
The tusk fairy !... More ››
57 - What did the baby elephant get when
daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !... More ››
58 - How
do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf...... More ››
59 - How does an elephant go up a tree?
stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... More ››
60 - Why do the elephants have short tails
Because they can't remember long stories !... More ››
61 - Why do
elephants live in the
Because it's out of the high rent district.... More ››
62 - Why do elephants have trunks ?
they would look silly carrying suitcases !... More ››
63 - What do you do with old cannon balls
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... More ››
64 - What's big and grey and lives in
in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !... More ››
65 - Why did the elephant cross the road
Because the chicken was having a day off !... More ››
66 - What did Tarzan say when he saw the
elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants... More ››
67 - What's grey and moves at a hundred
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !... More ››
68 - How
do you get an elephant into a
Take all the matches out first !... More ››
69 - Why do
elephants do well in school
Because they have a lot of grey matter !... More ››
70 - How do you stop an angry elephant from
Take away it's credit cards !... More ››
71 - What pill would you give to an elephant that
can't sleep ?
Trunkquilizers !... More ››
72 - Why is an elephant braver
than a hen
Because the elephant isn't chicken !... More ››
73 - When should you feed milk to a baby elephant
When it's a baby elephant !... More ››
74 - Why do elephants have trunks ?
they've no pockets to put things in !... More ››
75 - How does an elephant get out of a small car
The same way that he got in !... More ››
76 - What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
Get a tame one and annoy it !... More ››
77 - What's the best way to see a charging herd
of elephants ?
On television !... More ››
78 - What's as big as an elephant but
An elephant's shadow !... More ››
79 - What's grey and goes round and round ?
elephant in a washing machine !... More ››
80 - What's big and grey and protects
from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !... More ››
81 - Teacher: "Name six
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... More ››
82 - What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
elephant with spare parts !el... More ››
83 - Who do elephants get their christmas
presents from ?
Elephanta Claus !... More ››
84 - Why did the gum cross the road?
was under the elephants foot.... More ››
85 - What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
elephant holding its breath !... More ››
86 - What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up
Warren !... More ››
87 - What goes up slowly and comes down quickly
An elephant in a lift !... More ››
88 - What is a baby elephant after he is five
Six weeks old !... More ››
89 - Why do elephants eat raw food ?
they don't know how to cook !... More ››
90 - What do you call the rabbit up the
Terrified !... More ››
91 - What do
elephants sing at christmas
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... More ››
92 - Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
A: Slow clowns.... More ››
93 - What's big and grey and wears a mask
The elephantom of the opera !... More ››
94 - Why do elephants jump across rivers?
they won't step on the fish.... More ››
95 - What do elephants say as a compliment
You look elephantastic !... More ››
96 - Why did the
elephant eat the candle
For light refreshment !... More ››
97 - What's blue and has big ears ?
elephant at the North Pole !... More ››
98 - Why are elephants grey ?
So you can tell
them from flamingos !... More ››
99 - Why did the elephant eat the candle?
wanted a light snack!... More ››
100 - What do you give an elephant with big feet
Plenty of room !... More ››
101 - What's grey and never needs ironing ?
drip dry elephant !... More ››
102 - What do you call an elephant that can't do
Dumbo !... More ››
103 - My elephants got no trunk ?
How does it
Terrible !... More ››
104 - How do you raise a baby elephant ?
fork lift truck !... More ››
105 - What do you find in an elephants graveyard
Elephantoms !... More ››
106 - What do elephants do in
Watch elevision !... More ››
107 - What do you call an elephant
A jumbo jet !... More ››
108 - What's big, grey and flies straight up
An elecopter !... More ››
109 - How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on
four bricks !... More ››
110 - What does a bald elephant
wear for a
A sheep.... More ››
111 - What kind of elephants live in Antartica
Cold ones !... More ››
112 - Two elephants jumped off a
BOOM BOOM!... More ››
113 - What's grey and lights up ?
elephant !... More ››
114 - What is an elephants favourite film
Elephantasia... More ››
115 - Who lost a herd of elephants ?
Big bo peep
!... More ››