A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.
The rooster disappeared under the car.
A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell.
A farmer appeared.
The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him." "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can go join the other chickens that are around the back."