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farmer JOKES (random)

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 1 - Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... More ››
 2 - A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately exper... More ››
 3 - Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking com... More ››
 4 - A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an... More ››
 5 - A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspectio... More ››
 6 - A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A... More ››
 7 - A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Bei... More ››
 8 - Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he... More ››
 9 - A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortuna... More ››
 10 - There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farm... More ››
 11 - A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterp... More ››
 12 - A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear bud... More ››
 13 - A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They cam... More ››
 14 - A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They cam... More ››
 15 - Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and kille... More ››
 16 - There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak i... More ››
 17 - A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband... More ››
 18 - An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to... More ››
 19 - This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy... More ››
 20 - A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto... More ››
 21 - A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local fee... More ››
 22 - A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he... More ››
 23 - A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talkin... More ››
 24 - A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talk... More ››
 25 - There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls.... More ››
 26 - The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrus... More ››
 27 - A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the... More ››
 28 - A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge fi... More ››
 29 - A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of... More ››
 30 - A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden,... More ››
 31 - A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came al... More ››
 32 - An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large... More ››
 33 - Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later b... More ››
 34 - A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The... More ››
 35 - An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wi... More ››
 36 - A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be f... More ››
 37 - On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and... More ››
 38 - Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was foun... More ››
 39 - A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew in... More ››
 40 - A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a... More ››
 41 - An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surpris... More ››
 42 - A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life... More ››
 43 - On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife... More ››
 44 - FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an... More ››
 45 - Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, i... More ››
 46 - Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is tha... More ››
 47 - Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo... More ››
 48 - Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing... More ››
 49 - Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get... More ››
 50 - "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "... More ››
 51 - What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a... More ››
 52 - What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than m... More ››
 53 - Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mas... More ››
 54 - Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured... More ››
 55 - What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma h... More ››
 56 - Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !... More ››
 57 - Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !... More ››
 58 - Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... More ››
 59 - Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... More ››
 60 - What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.... More ››
 61 - What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!... More ››
 62 - Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.... More ››
 63 - How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... More ››
 64 - How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... More ››
 65 - Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.... More ››
 66 - What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.... More ››
 67 - How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... More ››
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