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firefighter JOKES (random)

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.
When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"

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 1 - The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, W... More ››
 2 - A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I ha... More ››
 3 - Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a... More ››
 4 - Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of cours... More ››
 5 - What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"... More ››
 6 - A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redh... More ››
 7 - Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The... More ››
 8 - A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby tow... More ››
 9 - here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always r... More ››
 10 - After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observ... More ››
 11 - A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to... More ››
 12 - During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fo... More ››
 13 - There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the own... More ››
 14 - One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto... More ››
 15 - When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official... More ››
 16 - When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official... More ››
 17 - A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clo... More ››
 18 - A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with t... More ››
 19 - The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service ove... More ››
 20 - Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having... More ››
 21 - Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jump... More ››
 22 - A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss... More ››
 23 - How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof an... More ››
 24 - Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have somethin... More ››
 25 - Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You... More ››
 26 - Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.... More ››
 27 - What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.... More ››
 28 - Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!... More ››
 29 - If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... More ››
 30 - Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.... More ››
 31 - What does god and firemen NOT have in common.... God doesn't think he's a fireman.... More ››
 32 - All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!... More ››
 33 - What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !... More ››
 34 - Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.... More ››
 35 - What do firemen and policemen have in common... They all want to be firemen.... More ››
 36 - Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb... More ››
 37 - Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... More ››
 38 - Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... More ››
 39 - Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.... More ››
 40 - Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.... More ››
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