Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck?
This is a wonderful spot.
I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.
"Is that so?
By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.
"Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman.
"Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"