1 - It was well known that a certain lake was very
fishing up north, but a game warden happ... More ››
2 - Three guys were fishing in a lake one day,
when an angel appeared in the boat.
When the thre... More ››
3 - MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishin... More ››
4 - There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky e... More ››
5 - Two Irishmen were walking down the street with
two salmon each under their arms.
Two other I... More ››
6 - Standing at the
edge of the lake, a man
saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable t... More ››
7 - A father and son went fishing one day. While
out in the boat, the boy suddenly became... More ››
8 - What fish make the best sandwich?
butter and jellyfish... More ››
9 - One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful
beach, with his
fishing pole propped up in the sand... More ››
10 - Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed
her husband with twin sons. They loved the children v... More ››
11 - An Irish priest loved to fly
fish, it was
an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had... More ››
12 - A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish... More ››
13 - A couple of young guys were fishing
their special pond off the beaten track when out of the b... More ››
14 - Two young men were out in the woods on a
camping trip, when
the came upon this great trout brook... More ››
15 - Two Virginia rednecks go on
trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, t... More ››
16 - Three
fishermen were fishing when they
came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered
them one wish... More ››
17 - While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his... More ››
18 - Three
priests were fishing on a boat when
they ran out of bait.
The first priest got up and w... More ››
19 - Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring a... More ››
20 - One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
hole in the ice and peered into the hole and... More ››
21 - Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is... More ››
22 - The fishing season hasn't opened and a
fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trou... More ››
23 - Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as... More ››
24 - Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
having a great day catching fish.
The first blon... More ››
25 - Henry's son, David, burst into the
crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.... More ››
26 - One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all
his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attenti... More ››
27 - Far away in the tropical waters of the
Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - o... More ››
28 - A small town Doctor was famous in the area for
always catching large fish.
One day while he w... More ››
29 - Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
to the other, "I am
NEVER going to take my wife fis... More ››
30 - One day, two guys Joe and Bob
fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're... More ››
31 - Two fishermen were out
on the lake when
one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the
wa... More ››
32 - A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover
when he came upon two locals pulling another man... More ››
33 - George went fishing, but at the end of the day
he had not caught one fish.
On the way back to c... More ››
34 - A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the wa... More ››
35 - An old
lady saw a little boy with a
fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of
tadpoles in his... More ››
36 - Tim once took his small cousin with him while
fishing: When he returned, he was looking... More ››
37 - Fishing rule #1: The least experienced
fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing ru... More ››
38 - The little kid sat on the side of the road
with a fishing line
down the drain. Feeling sorry for... More ››
39 - "Do you really believe your husband when he
tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane... More ››
40 - A guy
rings his boss and says "I can't
come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says... More ››
41 - Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb... More ››
42 - A
man was fishing in the jungle. After a
while another angler came to
join him. "Have you had... More ››
43 - Heard the one about the three blondes that
went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?
By the... More ››
44 - "I didn't see you in church last Sunday,
hear you were out playing football instead."... More ››
45 - "I
caught a twenty pound salmon last
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were.... More ››
46 - Mother
to daughter advice: Cook a man a
fish and you feed him for a day. But
teach a man to fi... More ››
47 - "What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"
"That would be the one that measured fourteen inches.... More ››
48 - Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:
Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teach... More ››
49 - How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
before his wife throws him out?
I don't know the... More ››
50 - How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, an... More ››
51 - How many fishermen does it take to change a
One, but you should have seen the bulb,... More ››
52 - Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and... More ››
53 - What is the difference between a fisherman
and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other ha... More ››
54 - Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Me... More ››
55 - What's the difference between an angler and a
One baits his hooks while the other hates... More ››
56 - What did Noah do while spending time on the
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had t... More ››
57 - If you're fishing on ice, you should
tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ice will crack up!... More ››
58 - I was given the ultimatum 3
weeks ago. She
said "it's me or your fishing."
Gee I miss her.... More ››
59 - What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers !... More ››
60 - Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".... More ››
61 - Why are fish cleverer than humans?
seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?... More ››
62 - What fish sounds like a telephone?
Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.... More ››
63 - Why men like to fishing so much?
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.... More ››
64 - What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !... More ››
65 - What do you call a big fish who makes you an
offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !... More ››
66 - I was glad when one fish got
There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!... More ››
67 - Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.... More ››
68 - What is dry on the outside, filled with water
blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !... More ››
69 - What do you call a deaf fishing boat
Anything you like, he can't hear you.... More ››
70 - Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!... More ››
71 - Where do you go to meet the
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.... More ››
72 - Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear
Because they have electric 'eels !... More ››
73 - Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
A. You can't tuna fish.... More ››
74 - Why do penguins eat fish?
get soggy before they can catch them.... More ››
75 - How did the fish's tail get stuck in
It was just a fluke!... More ››
76 - What did the
fish do when his piano
He called the piano tuna!... More ››
77 - Why are fish no good at tennis?
like to get too close to the net!... More ››
78 - What kind of musical
instrument can you
use for fishing?
The cast-a-net.... More ››
79 - What do you get if you cross a trout with an
A flat fish !... More ››
80 - What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks
too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !... More ››
81 - What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' !... More ››
82 - Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for
things hook, line and sinker!... More ››
83 - Which fish dresses the best?
- It always looks sharp!... More ››
84 - When fish play football, who
The team's kipper !... More ››
85 - What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening !... More ››
86 - What's the best way to catch a fish?
someone throw it at you.... More ››
87 - Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
A:Damn... More ››
88 - What sort of net is
useless for catching
A football net !... More ››
89 - Have you seen
the new fishing
No, it's not online yet.... More ››
90 - What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a trout ?
Monkfish !... More ››
91 - What will santa bring your fish this
A scale letrix!... More ››
92 - What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish on his head?
Ray!... More ››
93 - Why should you use six hooks on your fishing
eFISHancy!... More ››
94 - How do you post a fish?
You send it COD
... or first bass mail... More ››
95 - Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
has its own scales !... More ››
96 - What did the sardine call the
A can of people !... More ››
97 - What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
A herring aid !... More ››
98 - Q. Where does
a fish keep his
A. In the River Bank!... More ››
99 - How do you get around fast on the bottom of
Skates!... More ››
100 - How do fish go into business ?
on a small scale !... More ››
101 - Where are most fish found ?
head and the tail !... More ››
102 - What was the name of Tom
Huckleberry Fin!... More ››
103 - What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
Tsardines !... More ››
104 - What kind of fish is useful in freezing
Skate !... More ››
105 - Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
A:a cold... More ››
106 - How do you communicate
with a fish?
drop it a line!... More ››
107 - Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
the kipper !... More ››
108 - Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes
them rusty !... More ››
109 - What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
A Perch!... More ››
110 - What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
motor pike !... More ››
111 - What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !... More ››
112 - What's a sea serpent's favourite
Fish and ships!... More ››
113 - To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
loan shark !... More ››
114 - Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !... More ››
115 - What TV game show do fish like best?
that tuna!... More ››
116 - What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's scales !... More ››
117 - Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!... More ››
118 - What do you call a literary fish?
Rushdie!... More ››
119 - What fish do road-menders use ?
krill !... More ››
120 - Which fish can perform operations ?
Sturgeon !... More ››
121 - What fish is best to have in a boat?
Sailfish.... More ››
122 - What is a knight's favourite fish?
swordfish!... More ››
123 - What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fish !... More ››
124 - What do naked fish play with ?
Bare-a-cudas !... More ››
125 - How do the fish get to school ?
!... More ››
126 - What fish only swims at night ?
!... More ››
127 - What do dirty fish read?
Magazines!... More ››
128 - How do you
tune a fish?
scales!... More ››
129 - Where do
river bed.... More ››
130 - Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !... More ››
131 - Where do fish
Finland!... More ››