1 - A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing... More ››
2 - A man walks outside to his car for work, when
notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his... More ››
3 - When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branch... More ››
4 - What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brand... More ››
5 - What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were com... More ››
6 - Why did both Germany and the U.S
hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excel... More ››
7 - What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t... More ››
8 - How did the obscene telephone caller get
attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled... More ››
9 - Who is the Gorillas' favourite
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'... More ››
10 - What did George Washington have to do with
As little as possible, dummy!... More ››
11 - How does a Gorilla become another
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodygu... More ››
12 - What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, h... More ››
13 - Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the la... More ››
14 - Why do waiters
like Gorillas better than
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter,... More ››
15 - Which city holds the record for the most
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
bu... More ››
16 - How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle... More ››
17 - What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
A Gorilla riding... More ››
18 - When did the Gorillas start to picket
The day they started to manufacture a... More ››
19 - Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gori... More ››
20 - What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
I can't help it - she brings out the... More ››
21 - What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
Listen baby, I think I'm fallin... More ››
22 - Why do Apes
love to go to school in bad
They like any jungle - even a blackboar... More ››
23 - How do you stop a
thundering herd of
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'M... More ››
24 - Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on yo... More ››
25 - How do you make a Gorilla float?
of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla... More ››
26 - If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
A very large bedroom... More ››
27 - Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite... More ››
28 - Why did the
actor fire his Gorilla
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite... More ››
29 - Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!... More ››
30 - Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"... More ››
31 - Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!... More ››
32 - Why do the Gorillas
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!... More ››
33 - Why did the Ape jump off the building?
wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!... More ››
34 - What happened when the Ape won
He didn't take it - he already had a door!... More ››
35 - How do we know that Apes are
after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything!... More ››
36 - What happens if you cross an Ape with an
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!... More ››
37 - Why do primates do so
well in show
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!... More ››
38 - How did the dog warn its master that a
Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!... More ››
39 - Q: What do you get when you put an
experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.... More ››
40 - How come the giant Ape climbed up
of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!... More ››
41 - Which author do the Gorillas love
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'... More ››
42 - How do you prepare a Gorilla
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!... More ››
43 - Why do Apes like tall buildings?
to climb the heights of the business world!... More ››
44 - If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?... More ››
45 - Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.... More ››
46 - If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!... More ››
47 - Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!... More ››
48 - What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
He cleaned it!... More ››
49 - Why did the
Gorilla enlist in the ragged
To avoid the draft!... More ››
50 - How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
She was the beast of the show!... More ››
51 - How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'... More ››
52 - What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!... More ››
53 - Why do apes climb to the tops of
The elevator men are on strike!... More ››
54 - Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
fiend in need is a fiend indeed!... More ››
55 - Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of
Hairy Truman!... More ››
56 - Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
A: Because it was dead.... More ››
57 - Do you know a
favourite expression used by
Apesy daisy!... More ››
58 - What's hairy and flies through the
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!... More ››
59 - Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
the bush leagues,of course!... More ››
60 - How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it
waiting for three hours!... More ››
61 - What gives a gorilla good taste?
in an Ivy League school!... More ››
62 - What's black, hairy, and writes
A ball-point gorilla!... More ››
63 - What political party entices most
The Treepublican Party!... More ››
64 - Which two names figure prominently in every
Ben/Anna!... More ››
65 - What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Ape Suzettes!... More ››
66 - Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
They have big fingers.... More ››
67 - How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
it an elephant joke!... More ››
68 - Why are Gorillas underpaid?
willing to work peanuts!... More ››
69 - Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were
raised in a zoo!... More ››
70 - What did the Gorilla call his first
His prime-mate!... More ››
71 - Which operetta make the Gorilla
Nutty Marietta!... More ››
72 - Which song title makes an Ape
Gorilla My Dreams!... More ››
73 - Why did the Gorilla fail English?
little Ape-titude!... More ››
74 - Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
ape-ricot sour!... More ››
75 - What does a Gorilla learn first in
The Apey-cees!... More ››
76 - What do you feed a 600 pound
Anything it wants!... More ››
77 - Which book makes prudish Gorillas
The Naked Ape!... More ››
78 - What is the Ape monster's name?
Gorilla!... More ››
79 - Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first
date!... More ››