1 - A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for... More ››
2 - Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manur... More ››
3 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.... More ››
4 - Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!... More ››
5 - Customer: Why doesn't my
Barber: It's on the same old head.... More ››
6 - A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the barber who res... More ››
7 - Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-cons... More ››
8 - A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the prob... More ››
9 - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and... More ››
10 - A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you get such lovely bl... More ››
11 - A man and a little boy entered a
together. After the man received the full treatment... More ››
12 - A little girl climbed
grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She
ran... More ››
13 - two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
starts complaining about being bald. the othe... More ››
14 - A guy walks in to the
Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I
want... More ››
15 - a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he d... More ››
16 - The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the children's parents had quoted from
the Bible in... More ››
17 - Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la... More ››
18 - After accepting an
dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants... More ››
19 - A man sitting in a barber's
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme... More ››
20 - Barber: And how
old are you, little
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F... More ››
21 - A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber... More ››
22 - America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
H... More ››
23 - Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m... More ››
24 - How much for a haircut?
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars.... More ››
25 - Karen: Have you noticed
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is st... More ››
26 - First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised -... More ››
27 - What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils
and tot... More ››
28 - My barber is a specialist in road map
When he's finished, your face is ful... More ››
29 - Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is... More ››
30 - Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.... More ››
31 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?... More ››
32 - If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
On clipper ships.... More ››
33 - Why does a barber never shave a man with
Because he always uses a razor.... More ››
34 - Why did the bald man put a rabbit
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).... More ››
35 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent waves !... More ››
36 - Customer: Why did
you take off so
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.... More ››
37 - Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.... More ››
38 - Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... More ››
39 - When can you dive in a swimming pool and
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !... More ››
40 - Customer: Why is my hairline
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.... More ››
41 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... More ››
42 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... More ››
43 - Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !... More ››
44 - Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
A: It matches their mustaches.... More ››
45 - What do you get if you cross a wireless
Radio waves !... More ››
46 - There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed... More ››
47 - Why do bald-headed men never use
Because they've lost their locks.... More ››
48 - Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.... More ››
49 - I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.... More ››
50 - What should you buy if your
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !... More ››
51 - What's a barber's favourite kind of
Cruising on a clipper.... More ››
52 - Is that your face or are you
your hair back to front today?... More ››
53 - Why was the lady's hair
Because she was always teasing it.... More ››
54 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !... More ››
55 - What do you call a policeman with blonde
A fair cop !... More ››
56 - Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a green
rabbit.... More ››
57 - For what person do all men take off
The barber.... More ››
58 - Why did the bald man go outside ?
get some fresh hair !... More ››
59 - What do you call a high-priced barber
A clip joint.... More ››
60 - How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.... More ››
61 - Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man.... More ››
62 - What do you call a
proton with big
A 'froton.... More ››
63 - What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.... More ››
64 - What do you call a pen with no hair
A bald point !... More ››
65 - What side of a monster has more hair
The outside !... More ››
66 - How can you avoid falling hair?
out of the way.... More ››
67 - I want a hair cut please.
which one !... More ››
68 - Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking.... More ››
69 - What kind of hair do oceans have
Wavy !... More ››
70 - Your so bald your bald... More ››