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A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty.
When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."

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 1 - A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for... More ››
 2 - Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manur... More ››
 3 - What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.... More ››
 4 - Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!... More ››
 5 - Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.... More ››
 6 - A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who res... More ››
 7 - Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-cons... More ››
 8 - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the prob... More ››
 9 - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and... More ››
 10 - A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely bl... More ››
 11 - A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment... More ››
 12 - A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran... More ››
 13 - two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the othe... More ››
 14 - A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want... More ››
 15 - a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he d... More ››
 16 - The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in... More ››
 17 - Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la... More ››
 18 - After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants... More ››
 19 - A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme... More ››
 20 - Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? F... More ››
 21 - A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber... More ››
 22 - America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. H... More ››
 23 - Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I m... More ››
 24 - How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars.... More ››
 25 - Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is st... More ››
 26 - First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised -... More ››
 27 - What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and tot... More ››
 28 - My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is ful... More ››
 29 - Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is... More ››
 30 - Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.... More ››
 31 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?... More ››
 32 - If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.... More ››
 33 - Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.... More ››
 34 - Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).... More ››
 35 - What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !... More ››
 36 - Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.... More ››
 37 - Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.... More ››
 38 - Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... More ››
 39 - When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !... More ››
 40 - Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.... More ››
 41 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... More ››
 42 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... More ››
 43 - Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !... More ››
 44 - Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.... More ››
 45 - What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !... More ››
 46 - There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed... More ››
 47 - Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.... More ››
 48 - Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.... More ››
 49 - I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... More ››
 50 - What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !... More ››
 51 - What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.... More ››
 52 - Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?... More ››
 53 - Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.... More ››
 54 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !... More ››
 55 - What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !... More ››
 56 - Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.... More ››
 57 - For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.... More ››
 58 - Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !... More ››
 59 - What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.... More ››
 60 - How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.... More ››
 61 - Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.... More ››
 62 - What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.... More ››
 63 - What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.... More ››
 64 - What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !... More ››
 65 - What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !... More ››
 66 - How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.... More ››
 67 - I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !... More ››
 68 - Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.... More ››
 69 - What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !... More ››
 70 - Your so bald your bald... More ››
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