There once was a German schoolteacher.
She went to England to teach.
When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet.
She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for.
When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel.
He reponse read: The WC is 3 miles away.
My wife has been sick for a while, so she was not able to go for 3 years.
The WC can hold up to 300 people at one time.
The people complained about the hard wooden seats so instead soft, plush seats were made.
I have reserved for you the best seat where EVERYONE can see you!