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hunting JOKES (random)

A Cowboy was going deer hunting..
His blonde wife said she was going with him..
That they never did anything together..
So, they went..
He put her in a stand by herself..
Later in the morning he heard her shoot..
He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on..
The guy was telling her, Ma'mm, you can have the deer you shot..
I just want to take my saddle off of him!

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