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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY king kong JOKES:

 1 - How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... More ››
 2 - What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... More ››
 3 - After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "... More ››
 4 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire S... More ››
 5 - Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a... More ››
 6 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get... More ››
 7 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?... More ››
 8 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?... More ››
 9 - If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eat... More ››
 10 - What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... More ››
 11 - What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... More ››
 12 - What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... More ››
 13 - What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... More ››
 14 - What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.... More ››
 15 - What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... More ››
 16 - If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.... More ››
 17 - What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"... More ››
 18 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... More ››
 19 - Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... More ››
 20 - What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.... More ››
 21 - What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.... More ››
 22 - How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.... More ››
 23 - What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... More ››
 24 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... More ››
 25 - What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... More ››
 26 - Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.... More ››
 27 - Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.... More ››
 28 - What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... More ››
 29 - Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.... More ››
 30 - What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... More ››
 31 - Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... More ››
 32 - What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !... More ››
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