1 - After being away on business, Tim thought it
would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"... More ››
2 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire S... More ››
3 - Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a... More ››
4 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong
I don't know but it could always get... More ››
5 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?... More ››
6 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?... More ››
7 - If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eat... More ››
8 - What should you do if you are on a picnic
Give him the biggest bananas.... More ››
9 - What do you do if King Kong sits in
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!... More ››
10 - What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
King Kong in clingfilm... More ››
11 - What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.... More ››
12 - What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
Just don't monkey with him.... More ››
13 - What did the big ape say when he dialed
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... More ››
14 - If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.... More ››
15 - What did King Kong say when he saw the
"Are you my mother?"... More ››
16 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
A terrified postman.... More ››
17 - Why is King Kong big and hairy?
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... More ››
18 - How do you catch King Kong?
down and make a noise like a banana.... More ››
19 - What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
King Kong's shadow.... More ››
20 - What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
He found time-consuming.... More ››
21 - How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
With a monkey wrench.... More ››
22 - What do you get if King Kong sits on
your best friend?
A flat mate.... More ››
23 - What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.... More ››
24 - What do you get if King Kong falls down a
A flat miner.... More ››
25 - Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.... More ››
26 - Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
King Pong.... More ››
27 - What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
King Koncord.... More ››
28 - Why did King Kong join the army?
about gorilla warfare.... More ››
29 - What do you get if King Kong sits on your
A flat note.... More ››
30 - Where does
King Kong sleep?
he wants to.... More ››
31 - What business is King Kong in?
business.... More ››
32 - What is big hairy and can fly ?
Kongcorde !... More ››