1 - What letters are not in the alphabet?
ones in the mail, of course!... More ››
2 - Where do ghosts mail their letters?
ghost office.... More ››
3 - Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
cotton mill. One
morning the foreman came along and... More ››
4 - Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.... More ››
5 - Betty was scribbling industriously over some
with a pencil when her mother asked her what... More ››
6 - An old lady walked in to the post
buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk of... More ››
7 - An Irishman went into a post office to see if
there were any
letters for him.
"I'll see, sir,"... More ››
8 - Josh sent a
letter to his folks. He told
about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote b... More ››
9 - Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with
Fred: I is . . .
Teacher: No, Fred. You... More ››
10 - Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seem... More ››
11 - Did you
hear about the sister who wrote
herself a letter and forgot to sign it
and when it arr... More ››
12 - 1st vampire: How things?
Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn... More ››
13 - Why did the boy jump up and down on
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the... More ››
14 - Why did the young witch have
difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell p... More ››
15 - What word grows smaller when you add two
letters to it?
Add "er" to short and it becomes shorte... More ››
16 - Last night I wrote myself a letter.
forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.... More ››
17 - Why do people leave letters at the football
They want to catch the last goal-post !... More ››
18 - How did skeletons send each other
in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.... More ››
19 - Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick
Without it would be a sick insect.... More ››
20 - What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
It's a dead letter day.... More ››
21 - His girlfriend returned all his letters.
bet she marked them "second class male !"... More ››
22 - Why is the letter N the
Because it is in the middle of TNT.... More ››
23 - What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal.... More ››
24 - Why do postmen carry letters?
letters can't go anywhere by themselves.... More ››
25 - What
did the werewolf write at the bottom
of the letter?
Best vicious . . .... More ››
26 - What do snakes write on the bottom of their
With love and hisses.... More ››
27 - How many letters are there in the
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.... More ››
28 - What did the envelope say to the
"Stick with me and we'll go places."... More ››
29 - What kind of letters did the
snake get from
Fang mail.... More ››
30 - What does an envelope say when you lick
Nothing. It just shuts up.... More ››
31 - What did the stamp say to the
"I've become attached to you."... More ››
32 - What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes men mean.... More ››
33 - What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !... More ››
34 - Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's
the same as an English "s"... More ››
35 - What word allows you to take away two letters
and get one?
Stone.... More ››
36 - I got an
anonymous letter today.
really - who was it from?!... More ››
37 - Q:
Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It
was a chain letter.... More ››
38 - What two words have thousands of letters in
Post office.... More ››
39 - Which two letters of the alphabet are
MT (empty) .... More ››
40 - What two letters do you say when you
LO... More ››
41 - Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail
(male) box.... More ››
42 - How does a ghost start a letter?
may concern.... More ››
43 - When is a letter damp?
When it has postage
due (dew).... More ››
44 - What 8-letter word has one
Envelope.... More ››
45 - Which two letters are
rotten for your teeth?
D K... More ››
46 - Who does Dracula get letters from?
club.... More ››
47 - What letter is
like a vegetable?
letter P.... More ››
48 - What letter stands for the ocean?
C.... More ››
49 - What girl's name is like a letter?
(K).... More ››