1 - A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided... More ››
2 - Three boys were walking along the beach one day
they see a cave. The first boy goes in and... More ››
3 - A
business man called and had a question about the
documents he needed in
order to fly to Chin... More ››
4 - A doctor had been attending a rich
for some time, but it became apparent that the old ch... More ››
5 - A couple was having a discussion about what
to see and do now that they were safely in Florida o... More ››
6 - Elmore walked into his
favorite truck stop
cafe and said to the owner,
"Hey, Roy, you wanna t... More ››
7 - A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and to... More ››
8 - Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not payi... More ››
9 - Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,' sobbed... More ››
10 - An English teacher asked her class to write an
essay on what they'd do
if they had a million dol... More ››
11 - Fred
collected lots of money from
trick-or-treating and he went to the candy
store to buy some... More ››
12 - At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting
the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred... More ››
13 - A little monster was learning to play the
violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother... More ››
14 - After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
his wife the good news:
"Honey, we've fina... More ››
15 - One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm... More ››
16 - Johnny
collected lots of money from trick or
treating and he went to the candy
store to buy so... More ››
17 - A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."... More ››
18 - Martin ended a letter to his
dad with this
question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dolla... More ››
19 - A couple was having a
family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it
w... More ››
20 - Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - bu... More ››
21 - Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's... More ››
22 - If you had a million dollars and gave away one
quarter, and another quarter, and then another qu... More ››
23 - Why is someone who borrows money but does not
pay it all back like a football player?
Because s... More ››
24 - Dad, would you like to save
certainly would, son.
Sure. Why... More ››
25 - If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
Empire State Building, which would jump off firs... More ››
26 - If George Washington were
alive today, why
couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?... More ››
27 - William: May I have some
money for the man
crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: Th... More ››
28 - Ted
said to his friend, 'can you lend me
'But I only have $8,' his friend replied.
That'... More ››
29 - I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a
good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd... More ››
30 - Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in
Because two halves make a whole (hole),... More ››
31 - Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harr... More ››
32 - Have you heard about the new aftershave that
No! Tell me about it. It sm... More ››
33 - Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
She'd read there was going to be som... More ››
34 - Visitor: You're very quiet,
Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything... More ››
35 - 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane
'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't... More ››
36 - 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn'... More ››
37 - Why was the struggling
mange seen shaking
the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in... More ››
38 - If you found a five
dollar bill in every
pocket of your coat, what would you have ?
Someone els... More ››
39 - Mother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch m... More ››
40 - Who dropped a wad of notes with
band round them?
Well, here's the elastic... More ››
41 - Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new... More ››
42 - My sister fell in love at second
she first met him she didn't know how rich he
was... More ››
43 - Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
Because they were a nuisance (new cents)... More ››
44 - How do thunderstorms invest their
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets... More ››
45 - Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.... More ››
46 - How can you be sure you have counterfeit
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.... More ››
47 - What did the pay
phone say when the quarter
got stuck inside it?
Money's tight these days!... More ››
48 - If you want to get
rich, why should you keep
your mouth shut?
Because silence is golden.... More ››
49 - How did the man feel when he got a big bill from
the electric company?
He was shocked.... More ››
50 - Why was the skunk arrested for
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).... More ››
51 - Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a
head on one side and a tail on the other.... More ››
52 - What do you get if you
cross a sorceress with
A very witch person.... More ››
53 - Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.... More ››
54 - What dog has
A bloodhound, because
he is always picking up scents (cents).... More ››
55 - Q:Why did the man put
his money in the
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')... More ››
56 - What happened when Dumbo went
They gave him his money back.... More ››
57 - Why did your sister feed money to her cow
Because she wanted to get rich milk.... More ››
58 - What happened when the cat swallowed a
There was money in the kitty.... More ››
59 - Why did Robin Hood steal from the
Because the poor didn't have any !... More ››
60 - Why did the hippie put his money in the
He liked cold cash.... More ››
61 - Q: What do you call
A: Question marks.... More ››
62 - The best way of saving money is to forget who
you borrowed it from.... More ››
63 - How did rich people
get their money?
were calm and collected.... More ››
64 - If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
A dollar.... More ››
65 - When does a female deer need money?
doesn't have a buck.... More ››
66 - What is the quickest way to double your money
Fold it in half !... More ››
67 - Why are diapers like $10 bills?
have to change them.... More ››
68 - Who makes a million dollars a day?
who works in a mint.... More ››
69 - What did the man do when he got a big gas
He exploded.... More ››
70 - What lands as often on its tail as it does its
A penny.... More ››
71 - How can a can you double your money?
folding it in half.... More ››
72 - What kind of money do monsters use?
(weird dough).... More ››
73 - Why do wallets make so much noise?
money talks.... More ››
74 - How can you double your money?
Look at it in
a mirror.... More ››
75 - How can you get rich by
fortune cookies.... More ››
76 - Why is money called dough?
Because we all
knead it.... More ››
77 - Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four
quarters.... More ››
78 - How can
you make money fast?
Glue it to
the floor.... More ››
79 - Where can you always find money?
dictionary.... More ››
80 - Where do trees keep their money?
banks.... More ››
81 - Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey
box.... More ››
82 - Where do Eskimos keep their money?
snowbanks.... More ››
83 - Where do hogs keep their money?
banks.... More ››