The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him.
"Name?" "Brendan O'Connor." "Same as mine.
Where are you from?" "County Cork." "Same as me......" The policeman paused with his pen in the air.
"Hold on a moment and I'll come back and talk about the old county.
I want to say something to this fella that ran into the back of your cab."