1 - An aircraft is about to crash. There are
five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 para... More ››
2 - The President is running down the street one
day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away p... More ››
3 - When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers... More ››
4 - Q: How can you tell if it
was a shared
computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on t... More ››
5 - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"... More ››
6 - A cargo plane is in
mid-flight over the
ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to
re... More ››
7 - A first grade teacher explained to her class
that she is a liberal
Democrat. She asks her studen... More ››
8 - George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
having a conversation via Al
Jazeera television. Bin Lade... More ››
9 - A
Japanese man was boasting about how
his country had such advanced medical
technology. He sai... More ››
10 - Three boys were heading home from school
one day when one started the time-honored game of pater... More ››
11 - When
that fool Reagan said that the
Soviet Union was a failed
experiment headed for the ash hea... More ››
12 - A Republican and a Democrat
down the street when they came to a homeless person. Th... More ››
13 - A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife... More ››
14 - A Congressman was once asked about his
attitude toward whiskey.
"If you mean the demon drink tha... More ››
15 - A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?... More ››
16 - A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
He saw a man standing near the... More ››
17 - Two opposing county chairman were sharing
a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said,... More ››
18 - A small boy was
asked by his teacher,
"What is the size of the Democratic Party?"
"About 5 fee... More ››
19 - The politician was sitting at his campaign
when the phone
rang. He listened inten... More ››
20 - Q:
How many US Presidents does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution say... More ››
21 - At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a... More ››
22 - Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight de... More ››
23 - A reporter cornered George W.
Bush at a
"Many say the only reason why you... More ››
24 - Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
jumped into the path
of a well-dressed man and stuc... More ››
25 - One day a boy and his father were at the
working on the boy's Social Studies... More ››
26 - Two
men were stopped by a TV newswoman
interviews about the upcoming presidential... More ››
27 - Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
"Deck the Halls."
Young Democrat's favorite Christmas car... More ››
28 - Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree,... More ››
29 - A reporter heard Bush and one of his
underlings talking in the
"Mr President, how do... More ››
30 - Two political candidates were having a
hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at... More ››
31 - A political man to a woman, "You look
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfo... More ››
32 - Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
work decorating the yard with outdoor lights... More ››
33 - Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
a lightbulb ?
A: None. "Well it's not rea... More ››
34 - Most Republicans try, at least
enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about... More ››
35 - Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
A: Two - one to screw it in, and... More ››
36 - A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next Pr... More ››
37 - Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans' favorite Christm... More ››
38 - A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Upon A Time?"
And h... More ››
39 - Q: How many republicans
does it take to
disarm the law abiding public so that the government can... More ››
40 - I don't think this whole White House
scandal is good for
parents. I caught my six year old son D... More ››
41 - Republicans always take the price tag off
expensive gifts before wrapping.
Democrats also remo... More ››
42 - Republicans
first began thinking like
Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa
Claus.... More ››
43 - Q: How many believable,
right for the job" presidential candidates does it
ta... More ››
44 - Q: How many MP's
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twen... More ››
45 - Republican parents have
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so.... More ››
46 - Q: How many Republicans does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to do it and one to st... More ››
47 - Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
on between India and Bharat?
Another m... More ››
48 - Three Republicans walk into a bar.
bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."
The Re... More ››
49 - Q: How many conservatives does it take to
change a light
A: One; after reflecting in the... More ››
50 - Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them fruitcakes.
Repub... More ››
51 - Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
their children play "Cowboys and Indians."
Democrat... More ››
52 - I want to become a politician when I grow up
so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but... More ››
53 - Q: How many senators does it take
to screw in a light
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thi... More ››
54 - Q: How many
helicopters does it take for
White House aides to go play a round of golf?
A: Depen... More ››
55 - Q: How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it, and anot... More ››
56 - Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains t... More ››
57 - If the
State of the Union is really "the
best it's ever been"
Why do we "need" dozens of new g... More ››
58 - Q: Why do liberals
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an... More ››
59 - Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait... More ››
60 - Q:
How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one
to change it and the... More ››
61 - Democrats wear wide red ties and green
sports jackets during the festive season.
Republicans d... More ››
62 - Q: What do a Wendy's
Hamburger and the
Waco compound have in common?
A: They were both cooked b... More ››
63 - Democrat men like to watch football while
the women fix
On this, Republicans ar... More ››
64 - Q: How many Labour Party
members does it
take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They haven't go... More ››
65 - Q: How many Democrats does it take to
a light bulb?
A: None. They only know how to dest... More ››
66 - Q: What's
the difference between Janet
Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The bus driver stops to... More ››
67 - Republicans help the poor during
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers... More ››
68 - Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get... More ››
69 - Q: What is the only thing worse than an
A: A competent liberal P... More ››
70 - Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don't ad... More ››
71 - Q: Why are there
more jokes about Waco
A: The punch lines were too long in Jone... More ››
72 - Why is Congress like a cold?
sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's
(... More ››
73 - Q: What is the difference between a liberal
and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grow... More ››
74 - Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian
problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in ch... More ››
75 - The major difference between death and taxes
is that Congress can't make death any worse than it... More ››
76 - When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bu... More ››
77 - Q: What's the difference between
Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee--If No Recover... More ››
78 - Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you
too!... More ››
79 - Q: Why do they always fly
around a live
turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts.... More ››
80 - Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
secret service agents?
A: He's the stiff one.... More ››
81 - Q: How many republicans does
it take to
raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.... More ››
82 - Q: Why did the
A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.... More ››
83 - Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern.... More ››
84 - QUESTION: How long does a United States
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.... More ››
85 - Q: You know what the
political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected.... More ››
86 - What is the difference between the
the Mafia? One of them is organized.... More ››
87 - QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976
ANSWER: The American people.... More ››
88 - Q: What is the basement where White House
staffers work called?
A: The whine cellar.... More ››
89 - It has been said that the United States has
congressmen money can buy.... More ››
90 - "Are you a
member of any organized
"No. I'm a Republican."... More ››
91 - Q: How do you know when a liberal is really
A: His heart stops bleeding.... More ››
92 - Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... More ››
93 - Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal
who made it through adolescence.... More ››
94 - Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
A: Grade six.... More ››
95 - Q:
What has dual airbags and has lots of
A: The White House.... More ››
96 - Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal
who's been mugged.... More ››
97 - Why are Vampires Democrats?
Gore in 2000.... More ››
98 - How does Al Gore spell potato?
T-A-T-E-R.... More ››