1 - Why don't astronauts get hungry after being
blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big... More ››
2 - Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.... More ››
3 - Why did the boy become an
Because he was no earthly good !... More ››
4 - Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.... More ››
5 - What do you call a
loony spaceman ?
astronut !... More ››
6 - Two astronauts were in
a space ship circling
high above the earth. One had to go on a space
wa... More ››
7 - President Dubya was awakened one night by an
urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," sai... More ››
8 - Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
watched a young man golfing. First he hit it i... More ››
9 - A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
front of her. An alien stepped out of th... More ››
10 - Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
and were wandering around the casinos. One of th... More ››
11 - Two aliens landed
in the remote countryside
and went walking from the flying saucer along
a na... More ››
12 - An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
"How would you feel," the ast... More ››
13 - What did the alien say to the gas pump
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear... More ››
14 - Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had n... More ››
15 - What did the alien say when his flying saucer
in a stud farm?
Take me to your breeder !... More ››
16 - Why don't
astronauts keep their jobs very
Because as soon as they start they get fired.... More ››
17 - What do you get if you cross a student and
an alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !... More ››
18 - Teacher: What do you think
to keep warm?
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?... More ››
19 - Why are astronauts successful
Because they always go up in the world !... More ››
20 - How do spacemen pass the time on long
They play astronauts and crosses !... More ››
21 - Why did the boy become an astronaut?
he was told he was no earthly good.... More ››
22 - What did the astronaut see on his
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.... More ››
23 - First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
So am I, it must be launch time !... More ››
24 - If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.... More ››
25 - If athletes get athlete's foot, then what
do astronauts get?
Missile toe.... More ››
26 - What do you call an alien starship that drips
A crying saucer !... More ››
27 - Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
one with the biggest head.... More ››
28 - What do you get if you
cross an alien and a
hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !... More ››
29 - I want to be an astronaut when I grow
What high hopes you have !... More ››
30 - Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !... More ››
31 - What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with
a college education.... More ››
32 - Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
At parking meteors !... More ››
33 - What does an astronaut do
when he gets
He blasts off:... More ››
34 - How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
trod on his corn.... More ››
35 - What do you call an overweight ET ?
cholesterol !... More ››
36 - What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
ailin' alien.... More ››
37 - What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to
your litre !... More ››
38 - What do you call an alien surfing the
e-t.... More ››
39 - What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
Jam.... More ››
40 - What do astronauts
wear to bed?
Jammies!... More ››