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spelling JOKES (random)

Spell mousetrap with three letters.

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 1 - What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"... More ››
 2 - "Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can... More ››
 3 - What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.... More ››
 4 - What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.... More ››
 5 - Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).... More ››
 6 - Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T... More ››
 7 - A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling be... More ››
 8 - THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their f... More ››
 9 - Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cem... More ››
 10 - A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked th... More ››
 11 - Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought... More ››
 12 - Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the... More ››
 13 - The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,... More ››
 14 - Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had i... More ››
 15 - Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother,... More ››
 16 - "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Mic... More ››
 17 - How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You did... More ››
 18 - Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I... More ››
 19 - First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don... More ››
 20 - "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A'... More ››
 21 - Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the wor... More ››
 22 - School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell i... More ››
 23 - Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?... More ››
 24 - How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for, isn't it?... More ››
 25 - How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.... More ››
 26 - How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).... More ››
 27 - Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !... More ››
 28 - Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).... More ››
 29 - Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).... More ››
 30 - Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).... More ››
 31 - How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).... More ››
 32 - How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .... More ››
 33 - Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).... More ››
 34 - Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.... More ››
 35 - Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)... More ››
 36 - Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.... More ››
 37 - Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.... More ››
 38 - Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.... More ››
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