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Who won the race between two balls of string?
They we're tied!

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY sport JOKES:

 1 - The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' s... More ››
 2 - A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. H... More ››
 3 - A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the h... More ››
 4 - A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up... More ››
 5 - A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up... More ››
 6 - Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would... More ››
 7 - It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the... More ››
 8 - The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former l... More ››
 9 - After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started... More ››
 10 - A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of gol... More ››
 11 - "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, bu... More ››
 12 - Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing e... More ››
 13 - There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he sp... More ››
 14 - A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her w... More ››
 15 - A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dent... More ››
 16 - St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to b... More ››
 17 - Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!"... More ››
 18 - Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the co... More ››
 19 - Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable... More ››
 20 - A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g... More ››
 21 - The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance... More ››
 22 - A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd n... More ››
 23 - Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the Ja... More ››
 24 - A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward... More ››
 25 - Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have be... More ››
 26 - Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have bee... More ››
 27 - Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Ma... More ››
 28 - Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's... More ››
 29 - Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Cad... More ››
 30 - Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK!... More ››
 31 - How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one... More ››
 32 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven.... More ››
 33 - Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir... More ››
 34 - Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless... More ››
 35 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This i... More ››
 36 - Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much... More ››
 37 - Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I... More ››
 38 - Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. "I'll do anything for 3 points... More ››
 39 - Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I... More ››
 40 - Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he d... More ››
 41 - Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old." Caddy: "It's a long time since we... More ››
 42 - Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It w... More ››
 43 - Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It wa... More ››
 44 - Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in th... More ››
 45 - Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves... More ››
 46 - Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miran... More ››
 47 - Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played bef... More ››
 48 - Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in t... More ››
 49 - Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go... More ››
 50 - What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a... More ››
 51 - Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long... More ››
 52 - What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hi... More ››
 53 - Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!... More ››
 54 - How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !... More ››
 55 - Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !... More ››
 56 - How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!... More ››
 57 - Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!... More ››
 58 - Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!... More ››
 59 - Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !... More ››
 60 - Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!... More ››
 61 - Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!... More ››
 62 - Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !... More ››
 63 - Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!... More ››
 64 - What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!... More ››
 65 - Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!... More ››
 66 - Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!... More ››
 67 - Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!... More ››
 68 - Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!... More ››
 69 - Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !... More ››
 70 - Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !... More ››
 71 - What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !... More ››
 72 - Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.... More ››
 73 - Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!... More ››
 74 - Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!... More ››
 75 - What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!... More ››
 76 - If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !... More ››
 77 - What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!... More ››
 78 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."... More ››
 79 - If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!... More ››
 80 - What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !... More ››
 81 - What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!... More ››
 82 - Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !... More ››
 83 - Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!... More ››
 84 - Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!... More ››
 85 - Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !... More ››
 86 - Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !... More ››
 87 - How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!... More ››
 88 - What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!... More ››
 89 - How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !... More ››
 90 - What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !... More ››
 91 - Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!... More ››
 92 - Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."... More ››
 93 - What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !... More ››
 94 - Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!... More ››
 95 - How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!... More ››
 96 - What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!... More ››
 97 - Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !... More ››
 98 - What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!... More ››
 99 - What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!... More ››
 100 - Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.... More ››
 101 - What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !... More ››
 102 - What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !... More ››
 103 - When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!... More ››
 104 - Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !... More ››
 105 - How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !... More ››
 106 - What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!... More ››
 107 - Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!... More ››
 108 - Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!... More ››
 109 - Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!... More ››
 110 - How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!... More ››
 111 - What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!... More ››
 112 - What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!... More ››
 113 - What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !... More ››
 114 - What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !... More ››
 115 - Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!... More ››
 116 - Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!... More ››
 117 - Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !... More ››
 118 - Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !... More ››
 119 - Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!... More ››
 120 - What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !... More ››
 121 - What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !... More ››
 122 - Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !... More ››
 123 - What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!... More ››
 124 - Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!... More ››
 125 - What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!... More ››
 126 - What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !... More ››
 127 - What lights up a football stadium? A football match!... More ››
 128 - What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!... More ››
 129 - Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!... More ››
 130 - What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !... More ››
 131 - Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!... More ››
 132 - What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!... More ››
 133 - How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!... More ››
 134 - What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!... More ››
 135 - Where do footballers dance ? At a football !... More ››
 136 - Where do footballers dance? At a football!... More ››
 137 - What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!... More ››
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