1 - What do
you call a witch who climbs up
Ivy.... More ››
2 - Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would you play with som... More ››
3 - Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet
vulture on sawdust?
The vulture laid ten eggs and... More ››
4 - How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s... More ››
5 - 1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and total... More ››
6 - Did you hear
about the witch who went in for
the lovely legs competition?
She was beaten by th... More ››
7 - Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
She always wore long glov... More ››
8 - Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without... More ››
9 - Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can pic... More ››
10 - What did the doctor say to the witch in
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a... More ››
11 - Did you hear about the witch who
friend into an egg?
She kept trying to poach her id... More ››
12 - How do you know when you are in bed
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas... More ››
13 - What happened to the witch with an upside down
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.... More ››
14 - What did the witch say to
the ugly toad?
I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!... More ››
15 - First witch: My, hasn't your little
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.... More ››
16 - What would you get if you crossed a witch with a
Steven Spellberg!... More ››
17 - What is old and ugly and can see just as well
from both ends ?
A witch with a blindfold !... More ››
18 - Why did the witch keep turning people into
She was having Disney spells.... More ››
19 - What is the best way of stopping infection
from witch bites ?
Don't bite any witches !... More ››
20 - Did you hear about the TV show
agents and witches?
It's called The Hex-Files.... More ››
21 - Why did the witch lose her
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.... More ››
22 - What did the young witch say to her mother
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !... More ››
23 - What happens if you see twin witches?
won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.... More ››
24 - What did the young witch say to her
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?... More ››
25 - Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."... More ››
26 - Why was the student witch so bad at
Because she couldn't spell properly.... More ››
27 - Have you heard about the goodweather
She's forecasting sunny spells.... More ››
28 - How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'... More ››
29 - What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
She calls the flying squad !... More ››
30 - What happened to the naughty little witch at
She was ex-spelled.... More ››
31 - Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
broom? A: By witchful thinking.... More ››
32 - Where did the witch get her
From the ideal gnome exhibition !... More ››
33 - How can you tell an Italian witch
English one ?
By her suntan !... More ››
34 - What do you call a witch that stays out all
A fresh air freak.... More ››
35 - What is a witch's favourite TV
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!... More ››
36 - How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
With scare spray.... More ››
37 - What do you call a witch who
mother and father?
An orphan.... More ››
38 - What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy trainers.... More ››
39 - What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
keep their hats pointed.... More ››
40 - What's the favorite subject of young witches at
Spelling.... More ››
41 - Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because
there's no point in it.... More ››
42 - Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
To keep her head warm.... More ››
43 - Is it good to drink witch's brew?
very newt tricious!... More ››
44 - Who went into a witche's den and came out
The witch !... More ››
45 - What do you call two witches who share a
Broom-mates.... More ››
46 - How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
Steal her saucer.... More ››
47 - What is the witches motto ?
We came, we saw,
we conjured !... More ››
48 - How do witches lose
weight witches.... More ››
49 - What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a
minefield.... More ››
50 - What's the witches favourite pop group
Broomski Beat !... More ››
51 - Why do witches have stiff joints ?
broomatism !... More ››
52 - What does an Australian witch
broomerang!... More ››
53 - What has handles and flies?
A witch in a
garbage can.... More ››
54 - What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service.... More ››
55 - Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
Sandwitch... More ››
56 - How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her
"W."... More ››
57 - What does a witch enjoy cooking
Gnomelettes.... More ››
58 - What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen.... More ››